once upon a time I hated this story and my younger self and took the anger out on you guys, who were also young and new to the world of fandom. i wrote this when I was 11 and as I grew out of it I made some questionable decisions on how to handle my past regrets. this story is not perfect and has some things i would not include in something i would write today. please enjoy my 11 year old self's super self indulgent creepypasta boyfriend scenarios. this is very much a product of it's time, and is baked deep in 2014 nostalgia for me. to all 12 year old creepypasta fans - enjoy yourselves.

The story focuses on the P.O.V of the well known CreepyPasta Jane The Killer. She lives amongst the notorious and murderous Pasta's that she calls her family. The title explains it all, pretty much.