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ONE OF THE BOYS What girl doesn't want to be surrounded by gorgeous jocks day in and day out? Jordan Woods isn't just surrounded by hot guys, though-she leads them as the captain and quarterback of her high school football team. They all see her as one of the guys and that's just fine. As long as she gets her athletic scholarship to a powerhouse university. But everything she's ever worked for is threatened when Ty Green moves to her school. Not only is he an amazing QB, but he's also amazingly hot. And for the first time, Jordan's feeling vulnerable. Can she keep her head in the game while her heart's on the line? "Whoever said football and girls don't mix hasn't read Catching Jordan. I couldn't put it down!" - Simone Elkeles, New York Times bestselling author of the Perfect Chemistry series. ** Serialized with the permission of the publisher.

After the tragic death of Hannah and beth, Josh decided to invite everybody back to the Blackwood Pines lodge on Mount Washington for their annual winter getaway. It's your first time joining the group of friends, being the stepsister of Chris, you were invited as well. While you are there you find out you caught the eye of a certain Washington and you could say you found an interest in him as well. Strange events start to occur during your trip, and nobody's sure if they'll make it out alive. "Are you okay?" "I'm breathing, but I'm barely alive..." Warnings: gore, mental disorders, strong language, extreme violence, smut. text in bold are Josh' voices in his head