What if you just killed yourself? What if you just ended your life? RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW BRYCE! Dose yourself in some oil and LIGHT yourself on FIRE with that stupid lighter you care SO MUCH ABOUT. You FUCKING ADDICT! ...Is what Simon was going to say, if he didn't notice that there was an american bison behind them. or Through the relapse of time and space, dreams and reality, Pigeons and Bison, Protag starts to go insane. And, believe it or not, his coworker is not helping!! Wow!! cover art by me.

Kenny and Butters have been dating since freshman year of highschool. Now they are both young, newly engaged adults. When Kenny reveals to Butters that he is Mysterion after a dinner date, Butters is torn on what to do. Will he continue fighting his rival that he is in reality engaged and in love with? Or will he put down this line of evil and live happily with Kenny? Or will he find a balance of chaos and love?

It was a bright sunny day and Ike Broflovski had finally gotten to wear the summer outfit he had been wanting to wear like forever. He was walking with his 17 year old brother Kyle Broflovski. The two of them were both walking to the beach though Ike honestly wanted to hang out with his new friends so he asked his big brother to cover for him as he went to the school building. Although it was summer break, he and his friends liked to sneak onto the school's campus and explore it as well as play on the playground. Karen McCormick however was walking with her brothers to the park. She had insisted on taking her brothers there since she wanted the two of them to bond. The two of them hardly interacted and it was time they started. As soon as she got there, she told the two to firmly have a conversation as she made her leave to the school. Her brothers Kevin and Kenny McCormick simply sighed since they wanted nothing more to do with each other.

-credits to my friend who gave me the idea -ghost au - two writers *discontinued* ghost au!!! Craig Tucker is sitting in class and is very bored. He's spacing out thinking about recess when he sees something in the corner of his eye. A... ghost??? He freaks out and looks around to see if anyone is seeing what he is seeing but no! It's just him! He's the only one that can see this ghost. What's worse is that... it follows him home and is constantly taking! Is this ghost boy real or is Craig just going crazy...?

-pipbert commission -i did this for 56 robux and a art sketch  PROMPT: Pip and Pocket playing on the swings at a small playground that nobody goes to anymore.

TROPE: FORCED PROXIMITY AND MISTAKES TW: (sorry if i missed one) sex hooking up drinking russians /j Mature because references a hookup. And also nudity and swearing Ivan I love you but damn you are so gay. Also Alfred stop being sassy you literally got railed the night prior stfu ☠️☠️

-yes i named it after a song -no it's not related -two writers -if yk who the artist is on the cover lmk Pip dies and Damien being the one to accept him into hell rather than Satan. Despite being a good person, he's not mormon. And we all know that only mormons can go to heaven. So now he's stuck with a guy who could easily be considered his enemy. (Given that Damien went and made the guy into a firework show after all) Could they become friends? Maybe even lovers? Find out!

-two writers -fluff no/minimum angst -Pete is 16 (junior) and Mike is 17 (senior) -coffee au Pete and Mike have been at odds for as long as they can remember. Pete and the other Goths have targeted Vampires for years and it seemed as Pete and a vendetta against Mike himself! Although Mike (Vampir) has made many attempts to befriend the goths, especially Pete, the goths have never accepted him. Eventually, Vampir decided it was best for him to stay clear of the goths as much as possible. However, it is the start of Vampir's senior year and his start couldn't be worse. He got a new job at Benny's coffee shop this saturday and his co-worker is no other then the goth himself: Pete Thelman.

-two writers -i love this ship. -this is probably the first straight ship i've ever written /p -mature cus of strong language I don't have a summary for this except that it's a slow(?) burn and kind of enemies to lovers. Also there's clowns cus they at a circus <3

-two writers -soulmate au Prompt: At the start of 5th grade all the teachers hand out a special drink that allows u to see who your soulmate is. The entire class is extremely excited to see who their soulmates, especially Clyde Donovan.