Kyle is a boy with a lot of issues and Cartman is an asshole with curiosity. They start off badly and end up needing each other.

[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. "I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously. ---------------- Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion. Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before. And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible. However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"

yes this actually happening -Cartman

Kyle and Cartman are both known as the ones to bicker constantly. But underneath it all, they struggle to hide their relationship from everyone else. When their lives take a horrific turn of events, their relationship, reputation, and lives are threatened.

A random southpark fanfiction

#1 in minerrant(I messed up the name :(( ) #197 in skephalo!! 3/21/23 100 VIEWS YIPPEE Bad would say he was kind of a loner, he didn't mind obviously. He liked being alone. It was calming for him, no one to talk to, and get in trouble. He was a teachers pet, of course he was. Some cliche love story is waiting just for him. He only spoke with his friends, his family doesn't talk to him, at all. Skeppy is a loud kid, he was always loud, since preschool. He loved being the center of attention, even if he got sent to the principal's office, or out the classroom. When he wasn't so loud, he was with his girlfriends, but he kept breaking up with them. Who knew girls were so weird and mean? Skeppy should feel like he's calm when he's with bad. Obviously he is, but the nervous feeling in his stomach won't go away. Maybe being friendly would help. Apparently it makes someone like you even more. Skeppy will call dibs, no matter what this new kid says. Or what bads ex says. Bad will not let skeppy be someone else's, doesn't matter what this new girl says. Skeppy is his best friend. (Sorry he's a little overprotective)

Kyle thought for a second, would he really do it for two weeks? Would he date Cartman, his frenemy. His tormentor.

Eric Cartman has secretly had a crush on Kyle Broflovski for longer than he can remember, but what happens when that secret starts to come out? (This is the first time I've ever wrote a serious fanfic, so it might not be that good-) (Also cover art is mine :> )

[COMPLETE] Darryl goes to school with a popular minecraft youtuber by the name of Skeppy. One thing though, he doesn't quite know that yet. no smut. tws for: physical abuse, self harm, use of the f slur / homophobia . stated at the beginning of their respective chapters.

I write sometimes also, if by any chance a popular person sees this, read it if you want, I have nothing to hide. 5/24/25 LETS GOOO #5 IN SKEPHALO!!!!