"𝐺𝑜𝑑, 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢." "𝐺𝑜𝑜𝑑. 𝑁𝑜𝑤 𝑠ℎ𝑢𝑡 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛." ••• When Brianna "Bonnie" Meadows moves from Chicago to South Park, she's loud, flirty, and impossible to ignore, especially to Eric Cartman, who's just as obnoxious as she is. From screaming matches on the school bus to stolen Facetimes at 2AM, neither of them can explain why they keep crashing into each other. What starts as petty bickering turns into late-night cuddles, stolen bracelets, and secrets they can't quite admit, even when the whole school already knows. Between messy parties, nosy friends, and way too many Cheesy Poofs, Bonnie and Cartman are forced to ask themselves the scariest question of all... Is this just a game, or are they really falling in love? (South Park Series Book 1) ••• #1 ericcartman (since sept. 2025) #1 cartman (since october 2025) #1 southparkfanfiction (since october 2025)