preface: i was a teenager when i wrote this, forgive how fucking atrocious the writing is. also, i am a raging lesbian, i don't know how men have sex (let alone with each other) so apologies for all inaccuracies! enjoy! also, i'm on ao3 now, same username, and have written some hannibal extended universe fics xx

"Look who it is" Draco said and looked at Y/N, "the Slytherin queen" he continued and pulled Y/N close to him. "Malfoy stop touching my daughter" Professor Snape said walking past the two children. Emotions may be real but what happens when feelings get in the way. all characters expect Y/N Snape belong to J.K. Rowling

Just a bunch of one shots and stories of my favorite Alan Rickman Characters! Characters X Reader Colonel Christopher Brandon 💐 Hans Gruber 🔫 Harry Trevor 💍 Judge Turpin 👨‍⚖️ P.L. O'Hara 🎭 Severus Snape 🐍 Sinclair Bryant 💵 Sheriff Nottingham 🥄 Alexander Dane 👽 Metatron 😇 Elliot Marston 🤠 Lionel Shahbandar 🦁 Started (12/6/20)

About a year ago you went to Germany for a work training where u met Hans Gruber. You fell for him and he fell for you but since you were only going to be there for a month nothing came of it. You tried to keep in touch but only called each other once a month and on holidays. The day of the Nakatomi heist you were at the party with Holly waiting for your brother John since you also hadn't seen him in a while when all hell broke lose. When Hans recognizes you and pulls you into the office you have an impossible decision to make. Do you side with family or the man you love? Disclaimer: I do not own these characters Ranking: #1 Hans gruber 8-1-22

Hans Gruber spends one last night with his lover. This story begins the day before the events of Die Hard, and we get to explore a different side of the villain of the story. A brief warning (shouldn't be a spoiler if you've seen the film)- contains subject matter of death, graphically depicts anxiety/panic attacks and grief, and contains explicit content. The first couple of sections are quite pure- it gets a bit "spicy" in chapter six (vi) but the only explicit content is in chapter seven (vii). You can feel free to skip over that if you'd like :)

You are the assistant from the director. You meet the sweet man that's playing Hans grubert Not really a sweety in the movie.... Slowly you 2 start talking and have fun with each other.

In which, Alan Rickman and (Y/F/N) are two of the thousands of people who have not met their soulmate.. yet. " she's my entire world. " [ soulmate au: stay 18, alan x reader ]

When Marianne leaves Christopher for John Willoughby he is distraught and grief-stricken until he meets the new servant of Sir John Middeton. Will Christopher fall in love with the servant or will he stay in grief forever?

An extremely slutty, Smutty, Harry Potter Fanfiction book for all you naughty wizards and witches 🙈😈 Old book - "Harry Potter but with lots of sex" This book will contain sensitive themes and AGE GAPS. Oh and lots of sex with your favourite characters 😈 Enjoy x

This is a Snape x Reader story. Y/N L/N is a 16 year old girl who was in last two years at Hogwarts. She has liked Professor Snape since she first met eyes with him. Marcus Flint liked Y/N and also tried to get you to do stuff for him. Y/N wasn't interested but was always to scared to defend yourself from him. Please be aware there is some 18+ stuff in this. Abuse is also in this story but I have put a warning before those chapters fully begin.