Romantic, liberating and totally addictive, Fifty Shades of Ukulele is a novel that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you for ever. When a beginning drummer Josh Dun interviews successful musician Tyler Joseph, he finds his ukulele very attractive and deeply intimidating. Convinced that their meeting went badly, he tries to put it out of his mind - until Tyler and his instrument turn up at the store where he works part-time, and invite him out. Unworldly and innocent, Josh is shocked to find he wants this man, but also his Hawaiian guitar. And, when he warns him to keep his distance, it only makes him want them more. But ukulele is tormented by inner Blurryfaces, and consumed by the need to control. As they embark on a passionate love affair, Josh discovers more about his own desires, as well as the dark secrets famous musician and his instrument keep hidden away from public view.

❝Your paintings are amazing, but Luke, you're the best kind of art there is.❞ There are three facts about Luke: one, Luke can't speak. It's been that way since he got involved in a car accident thirteen years ago. Two, he has the biggest crush on the most popular girl in school. And three, he can't verbally describe her beauty into words, so he derives them into brush strokes against the pages of his sketch pad. Then, one day, she notices him ✧ © horizonless 2015

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"Why is green your favorite color?" "Because it's the color of your eyes." Long time best friends, Luke and Autumn, spend their first year of college living together. They would say unexpected love is the best type of love. Copyright © fluffycashton 2018. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the author except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

they met at therapy; therapy for sex addicts. (cover by elle)