Every now and then I sit and type whatever weird shit comes into my head and I end up with this. Have fun. Photos are all mine and (usually) don't have any correlation with what I've written in that chapter

A short story in which the wonderful Jeff Goldblum is Valerie's grandpa and Valerie wishes to release her deepest sorrows to Jeff Goldblum. Inspired by one tweet about Jeff Goldblum claiming "Jeff Goldblum always looks like he'd listen deeply to your sorrows & let you have his most expensive bottle of wine to make you feel better."

(My friends made me do this🙃) Welcome to Salad, a story about a man who's obsessed with, well, salad and what he has to go through to get rid of this obsession.