Lucifer is staying at the Hazbin Hotel now. Alastor isn't particularly thrilled about this, but he can put up with him to stay in Charlie's good graces. But when a sparring match leads to Alastor managing to draw blood from the King of Hell, he finds the taste of it to be beyond compare, and quickly becomes obsessed with getting to have it again. Eventually, he gets his chance, and as it turns out, Lucifer isn't near as opposed as he expected... Yeah got an idea for a short raunchy RadioApple fic and this happened. Much thanks to my friend Cyberspace12345 for the cover art, which can be found in higher quality on Tumblr here: https://www.tumblr.com/cyberspace12345/744148299552047104/cover-art-i-made-by-request-for-spyroforlife-s Read all actual tags and my additional tags below before deciding to read this, this is an explicit fic meant for an adult audience, don't like don't read Additional tags: POV Alastor, grey-asexual Alastor, canon-typical violence, season 1 finale spoilers, fantasizing, masturbation, obsessive behavior, addiction, top Alastor, bottom Lucifer, grinding, first time, anal fingering, anal sex, spit as lube, rough sex

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, alastor experiences an unexpected rut, so to help him out, lucifer offers his services during his dire time of need.

❝Lucifer is just upset because my cane is significantly better, his seems to be a bit too girthy. Perhaps he is compensating for something." "Like you'd know." "Can we please stop talking about my dad's dick?❞ • where alastor and lucifer fight over who is the better father to charlie. also available on ao3

How were you supposed to know a dusty old book would actually do something? Sure, life sucked for you, but you were NOT desperate enough to believe in religion and stuff. Magic, religion, hope, all of that was for those who haven't survived the hell you're in. All you had done was find an old book in your stepfather's study. A place that was supposed to be off limits to you. He was out so why not poke about? You didn't believe in magic, this is the real world, not some fantasy. Doesn't explain how you ended up here, but let's go from the top shall we? From the moments before you picked that dusty book up and ended up in New Orleans during the roaring 20's, meeting such a handsome radio host~ Warnings: Abuse (of like all the kinds-), drugs, underage drinking, not beta-read, darkfic. Disclaimer: No way will this be as good as most of my works works. This is my brain on brain-rot, either way it may still be a good read

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, a deal is forged between an overlord and the king of hell for his blood, binding them together for all eternity. ━━ 𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑬𝑫 𝑩𝒀 𝑨 𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘃𝗶𝘃𝘇𝗶𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗽 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁: @𝗦𝗠𝗼𝗹𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿

Story Cover by Me, Please do not use ♥️ 6 Months after the extermination in episode 8, Lucifer and Alastor begin to grow into good friends. With Alastor beginning to have feelings for Lucifer, will be be able to confess them, or are they just a loss cause. In addition, will he be able to face the fact, that he is becoming a better demon, rather than going on and make continuous deals for souls?