just want to get on here and squash a little bit a little myth that keeps ringing in my dms and ringing in my timeline SELF PLEASURE DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY SELF PLEASE DOES NOT MAKE YOU STRAIGHT SELF PLEASURE DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRANS WHAT IS SELF PLEASURE? WHEN YOU PLEASURE YOUR DAMN SELF, WHENTHER YOU'RE GAY, STRAIGHT, OR ALL THESE OTHER XUALS YALL LIKE TO PUT OUT HERE. I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS. HALF OF THESE DAMN DILDOS LOOK LIKE DICKS. DO I HAVE A CHOICE, AM I THE MANUFACTURER OF THESE GOD DAMN TOYS HELL NO. yall hear what I'm saying it does not make you all these titles I DO IT BECAUSE I LIKE IT FOR MYSELF, THATS THE PLAIN DAMN SIMPLE TRUTH, YOU GET IT?

This is fan fiction series based on everyone's favourite misogynist, Andrew Tate. We love to hate him, but we can't argue the fact that he makes the perfect daddy UwU. In all seriousness, this has been a lot of fun writing. It started off as a bit of a joke, and some of it kinda is humorous, but for the most part it is pretty serious. He is just the perfect daddy archetype, okay?

Andrew Tate has always believed he was a straight (alpha) male but when he meets his soulmate he starts to question himself and falls in love.....