"Welcome to the kink club. We have whips, handcuffs, chokers and belts. That's Luke, he has the daddy kink. I think he likes you, he's been staring at you all evening." {lophie} {lol there's smut in this hi} ©loudluke

A bunch of preferences about your favorite 4 dweebs. (A bunch of REALLY old preferences written by 12yr old me, yikes.)

"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke

"you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend luke" "i'm not his girlfriend" "oh" "we just fuck. i guess i'm some kind of groupie" slow burner

It's you, May. You're what I want forever. [COMPLETE] achievements: #1 in fanfiction

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

in which a complicated girl meets a boy who turns her world upside down

She wanted to forget him, but he wouldn't let her.

When I was taught about drugs, they forgot to warn me about you.