This story takes place in the same universe as @MatpatIsSexy's story: Abused and Cancerous to adopted by Matpat. What if Matpat was wrongly accused of a murder and sent to jail? What would his family do to save him? This works in the same way as Abused and Cancerous to adopted by Matpat, but you aren't the main character

Joe Biden and Donald Trump go from enemies to lovers. (IF YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENT, PLEASE DON'T SHOW THIS IN COURT, IT IS ALL A JOKE AND A COPING MECHANISM FOR HOW FUCKED OUR COUNTRY IS)