"Like seriously? A dat yuh come a mi workplace fi tell me?" I ask sounding calm. What if mi tek mi pen and stab him inna him big eye dem? "How yuh mean bredda? Yuh nuh mi ooman?" He asks with a stupid look on his face. "Yuh fool nuh fuck if yuh feel me and yuh deh" I hiss. Mi naa guh bawl ova him ino. Me? Naa dweet. "Watchya. A joke babes. Mi rate yuh too much fi do yuh dat." He says Yuh love me. BYEEEEE. "Mi nuh believe yuh" I say looking through the car window.

The Hairstylist and the Don "I want you to come one hour earlier than we agreed," his cilent said "Why?" he asked "You know why," she said and he looked at the phone. He made a face and looked away. Den a wah she show him "I already told you I'm saving myself for marriage," he said A wah pop Wah him just say

A Jamaican Story.

I saw him. I saw the big bad Jamaican don, only known as Mash Head. The only problem is that he saw me too. Shit. He procured the famous name Mash Head because it marked his style. Whoever fucked around him or his gang either got their head bashed in with a hammer or a gun shot point blank range. Fitting wasn't it? And I'm 100% sure that's how my body will be found. Fucking hell I should have stayed home and masturbated.

NOT A LOVE STORY!

where a sound mind meets a tainted heart. love in the darkest of places.

If she Eva know weh mi do fi a living she aguh jump out a di car but mi feel connected to dah girl yah and mi just meet har Removing my gun from my waist I put it on her lap and she looks at it then she looks at me and start smiling "A weh yah smile suh fah? " I asked amazed on how she reacted "Yah badman" she asked ignoring my question "Yeah man" I responded "Alright" she replied 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝟭𝟵 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝟮𝟯 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗝𝗮𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻. 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽? 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲? 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘂𝗽? 𝗜𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆??? 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁.. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆. 𝗜𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵. 𝗜𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀, 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘀, 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗺𝗮, 𝗲𝘅

Moving to the innercity of Jamaica is not something that any "country" girl is prepared for. Especially this feisty introvert. She had always been digusted by the "cruffs" who call themselves "badman". Hell, she's disgusted by men in general! "Nuh mix with dutty bungle", we always hear.... but I think we all know this: life doesn't always go exactly how we plan it.