Marinette could go on about why she hated Adrien Agreste -- from his unfunny pranks to his ineffable attractiveness-ever since he had the audacity that day with the umbrella. And yet, here she was fake-dating him while in love with a superhero. (The adrienette enemy x fake-dating au, with fanart)

"It's about time you got here, My Lady, I wont wait forever." Cat Noir winked, "Plus, i'm gonna change back soon. You know, it wont hurt if we know who each of us really are..." "Sorry, cat Noir. Not happening. We can't reveal our identities. Even to eachother..." "Your earrings, My Lady..." Adrien is still as in love with Lady Bug as ever, and can only be himself around her as Cat Noir. When he's his normal self, wouldn't his terrible pick up lines and bad flirting give his secret identity away?