One Direction Jokes and Randomness 3

The 3rd book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•

Jokes

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

Offenders

The members of Team VAKAD of the Defensive Affairs Unit are completely opposite of each other, and it took them quite a while to finally get along. There's Aiden, the egotistical leader. Kristie, the beautiful airhead. Anthony, the know-it-all nerd. Dex, the intimidating bad boy. And Violet, the troublesome loner, who...

Parents in Training

|| FULL VERSION AVAILABLE ON DREAME || Baby projects are meant to teach people how to be parents, right? And the babies are mechanical, plastic and super annoying; they do everything a real baby would. Except, they're not meant to change into a real baby overnight.

Funny text messages from boyfriends.

My Record Store Romance

After an accident between Hailey and a stranger leaves her summer (and car) in ruins, she is left with no transportation and one ultimatum: to get a job and pay off the damages. But when the only person she wished she would never have to see again is the same person who she is forced to work with all summer, it seems...

I Kissed Mr. Popular (IKMP Series #1) [EDITING]

"Be my girlfriend, Bella" He hissed again. ~~ One Friday night party. One popular boy and one ordinary girl. A random kiss, and a sudden proposition. One forced relationship and many strong friendships. A hidden past and a secret in the present. Break up , Patch up going on in a loop and a hell of a roller coaster rid...

EXO Memes, Jokes, and Facts

Annyeong chingus! *Kaway kaway* \(^____^)/ I hope you will like this. XD

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

Becoming Beautiful (Wattys2014)

Kennedy (Kenna) isn't known for her beauty. She's never been complimented on her appearance unless being called beautiful by your family counts, and to Kenna- it doesn't. Sick of being ignored because of her looks, Kennedy gives herself a makeover but it isn't very successful. After encountering a crying Marissa River...

Glass Sneakers

Every girl has a tiara, her own shining moment, and a beautiful ever after... no matter what. The Kingdom of Triavia is in search for a princess, but being a princess is the last thing on her mind. While everyone else is searching for magical love, Georgiette is busy running an errand to survive. ...

My Possessive Billionaire

Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has l...

Survival Skills: for Dating || ✓

A story about life, love and survival in the most uncanny manner. | BOOK ONE | (COMPLETED AND UNEDITED) (Previously known as: How to Survive: Dating your Enemy) Current cover by: @moonxriver Copyright © 2013 LetterJae

How we began (now published, so sample only)

When Kayla McCrae was forced into a dare by her friends, she had no idea what she was in store for. They dragged her into the kissing booth and that was when her calm life turned crazy. Isaac Thornton had thought it would be great fun to man the kissing booth. Of all the girls lined up that day, the only one that ha...

Touch (Will not be completed on Wattpad)

Leah's dreams of a happy forever with her boyfriend come crashing down when he leaves her to pursue his education far away from the school she just committed to. She is still holding on to hope that he will realize his big mistake. She may have a broken heart, but she still believes in love and forever. Noah has spe...

The Bad Boy's Heart (Bad Boy Series #2)

*SEQUEL to The Bad Boy's Girl' and cannot be read as a stand-alone. Tessa O'Connell is a girl as in love as possible. Her goal for her freshman year of college is live wholly and love deeply, a task made easy by the spectacular man whose name reminds her of ice-cream and who supplies her endlessly with Kit- Kats. But...

visions

the thoughts in my head, however disorganized [warning, it can get heavy.] -- poetry #43 random #86

The Broken Ones | ✔

"Two different people coming together and figuring out that they are not that different is the best kind of love." All rights reserved. Copyright © 2014. latenightcoffeemugs Used to be called : The Nerd and The BadBoy CURRENTLY UNDER HEAVY EDITING!! AND CHANGES

CAN YOU NOT

okay, let's just get this straight. it's a rant book /obviously/ if you don't know what that is... Idk what else to tell you.

Vampires Suck

In a world where vampires exist and are all the rage, Diana Louis may be the only person who DOESN'T like them, especially considering she thinks them all to be arrogant, conceited bastards. Unfortunately, it's because of this that she's shunned by practically all of her peers. What happens however, when the most pop...

Qoutes...x

none of these are mine unless stated on that particular update :D x *WARNING* Some quotes may be triggering

Playing The Bad Boy's Game (Completed July 2012) FIRST BOOK SO IT IS CRAP W A R N I N G

I love the players. He loves the game. (CONFUSING-THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK SO IT SUCKS. WARNING. ONLY ON WATTPAD FOR NOSTALGIC PURPOSES. Written and completed on June 2012. Rewritten version now available on my profile called 'The Accidental Partner') #69 in Humour and #100 in Romance Important Note: Readers are wond...

Deadly Games

Poems about depression, failed relationships, and other mental illnesses.

Bully // l.h. // Book 1 of Bully Series

(I'm editing this. Slowly, but it's being edited)

Fantasia

Fantasy worlds... (2013) A writing exercise in visual sensations.

you killed my flower

i hate the way your eyes can manipulate me. poems about his eyes and other things.

Best-Friends with Issues

Selena's life is in shambles. Isolated by most of her family, witnessing a lifelong friendship crumbling before her eyes, and being torn apart from the boy she fell so idiotically in love with, she doesn't see how things could get much worse. But once again, the universe finds uncanny enjoyment in proving her wrong. O...

graffiti

"poetry is eternal graffiti written in the heart of everyone"

Back To The Start (ON HOLD)

I haven't always been like this. I got straight A's. I never skipped school or even talked back to my parents. I go to parties, but never developed bad habits. So what happened to me? Why did the leave me? When they left I was completely the opposite girl. I wasn't the Tori Adams they once knew. I was stronger...