"Yuck! Icky show for smelly doo doo heads!" I say, smirking in conceit. I then remember "I'm sixteen" and my legs begin to move against my will, dragging me to my cellular device to type up the most toe-curling, teeth shattering, comic-con smelling Mary Sue concoction known to man under the newly acquired objective to enjoy the cringe while I can. Yeah so the title basically says it, (except I sure as shit don't have the bollocks to do so much as download pictures on my chromebook but that's besides the point.) I left this notebook of pencil drawn R34 a puny, naïve 14 year old fool. I return a burlesque, hot shot MAN. And this MAN has something to say to you. IM BACK and significantly healthierholyshitguystheseoldficshavesomeserioisunresolvedissuesimsogladistoppedwhenidid- ANYWAY. Let's get to it.

''❞ hazbin hotel oneshots ━ title says it all. all of these are on tumblr but i decided to post them on here and a03 as well! feel free to request. "𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘪'𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭" ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 angst, death, stalking, obsessive behavior, manipulation, suicide, and more to come

Well, my sanity finally broke. So I'm gonna write some bottom Alastor fan fics Bc I can't be the only one obsessed with it! There will be fluff and smut, most of these will probably be human oneshots Bc I love the human oneshots and stories way to much.

Request are open

Just a lil something I came up with while I was bored off my mind :)

reminder that I don't own most of these characters. there is only one that I own.

You were prepeared to join the Hazbin Hotel and get redeemed to finally escape this burning hell-hole but you were certeninly not prepeared for the shockingly heart-raising things that happened next between you and an excorsist...... Creadit: This book cover was made my my friend @earth-angel17 Who's also on Wattpad. Go and check out their account

Hazbin Hotel one-shots !! :3 Vivziepop owns all the characters and hazbin hotel I will put emojis on the titles of what it will be ! 🍋-lemon/smut 🌸-fluff ♨️-lime/steamy 💭-angst 😽-Random/Friendship

A bunch of silly one shots. This is for me and a friend, but, if anyone stumbles upon this, I hope you enjoy. :)

ALL CREDITS GO TO VIVZIEPOP Ships: Chaggie (duh) Huskerdust Radioapple - platonic One sided vox x alastor TW: Abuse Drinking Gore