Not all of these are sexual so read at your won risk.These are oneshots requested by other people of you;d like me to write you one let me know
The one clear thing he could recall even thinking throughout the entire mess is that he wished life was like a photograph, something that usually came to mind when his father hit him. That way—he had the power to freeze frame the moments that mattered and photoshop out the people that didn’t. But life wasn’t like that...
They all think he’s a vampire. He thinks they’re all idiots. Also, Edward Cullen can kiss his skinny, pale ass.
Random Oneshots i wrote and some friends wrote (: I have a dirty mind, dont judge!! (((: