mini stories of an alcoholic cat and a porn spider yayayayayayayyyyyyyy i'm a bit nervous to post these because most of my books are shit on purpose and i'm worried this will be shit by accident but WE HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT ISN'T there will hopefully be a mix of romantic and platonic oneshots so the title will either say (P) or (R) to indicate which it is :) i'm very british so that may influence some things idk i'm just tryna think of an excuse for my rlly bad writing as with all of my shitty little books, a warning - I UPDATE INCONSISTENTLY AND IM SORRY im so bad at writing :'D the art on the cover does not belong to me but i cant remember who made it, so if you recognise it please tell me who made it so i can add it to this description! YAY SILLY SHIP WOOHOOOOOOOO

the very famous radio demon himself shows up in cannibal town unexpectedly, to visit an old..friend.

Sad Alastor! I made this because there's barely any sad Alastor stories! And the only ones that are sad aren't that sad or are sad but it has been like two years since they updated soooooooo yeeeeeaaaaaaah...um enjoy ig. I'll try to make as many chapters as I can as to not keep you waiting.

I'm just bored.

Alastor always thought that he didn't need anyone in his life, that he buried all his feelings in his mortal body years ago, but ironically enough Hell will be the place he feels the most alive, all thanks to a special rose he will realize he holds more dearly than he thought. (spoilers for Hazbin Hotel season 1)

So I somehow got this entire idea for a fanfic from watching a video on YouTube. What if Charlie reminded Alastor of someone from his life? I wanted to make this more original, so I decided that Charlie was not going to remind Alastor of his mother, but of his SISTER. You probably see where I'm going with this. I'm going to try not to ship anyone with this book, and I hope it works out well. Enjoy!

Valentino goes too far. Alastor puts the moth in his place. Rosie's secret is revealed at a monthly meeting between Hell's sovereign overlords.

Between Alastor and Rosie, everyone always assumes he's the more dangerous of the two. Zestial knows better. And Valentino is about to find out why you should never mess with Mama Rosie.

After learning that angels can be slain permanently using angelic steel, Lucifer comes across a bylaw that states Charlie has to produce a cautionary heir in case she dies. A loophole gives her the right to choose her own surrogates to conceive and carry the heir for regardless of whether they're hellborn or sinners. Against her own better judgment, she chooses Alastor and Rosie to be the surrogates, making them the target of Lute's wrath. Lute, having gone against heaven's orders, creates a virus that renders sinners feral and forces those who are inflicted to slaughter their own loved ones. Some are immune. Others are not. When The Radio Demon becomes infected, the only cure requires Lute's blood, but the exorcist is nowhere to be seen. It's up to Charlie and the gang to put an end to the plague. Can they save Alastor and the rest of Hell in time, or will Lute's mission to eradicate what she calls an abomination growing in The Cannibal Queen's womb be successful?

This takes place after season 1. I totally ship Alastor and Rosie. They are beautiful together. Alastor is almost dead fortunately Rosie saves him. It'll take a couple of days before his wound actually heals. But... greater trouble is afoot. A greater ancient being arises. Who did Alastor sell his soul to? Not human, nor demon, nor angel. Something far more powerful and far more ancient. And it is time for Alastor to heed his master's call.