I hate you, I hate you not. I HATE YOU. Fuck me in the ass

I own nothing but the one shots! One shots of everybody's favorite American! Includes: Ukeamerica Fluff Angst

After being separated from his older brother, Alfred could finally gain his independence and study music like he's always wanted, of course that all changes when he meets the punk rocker, Arthur Kirkland.

America has always hidden his true capabilities and great intelligence by crafting a ploy that no one ever suspected. Not even his family has caught on. He wears sunglasses to mask his true intentions and pretends to be helpless in weak so that other countries will let their guard down around him and once they do he gains valuable information. This is how he's survived for so long-- faking it. One fateful day, Russia catches a glimpse through the act , suspects something, and vows to spy on America for his lost Father, Soviet. America quickly devises devises a foolproof plan on how to get Russia off his trail by using his homophobia against him. Well-- he thought it was foolproof. But even geniuses make mistakes when something unexpected comes their way.

Just a few random one-shots and head canons centering golden retriever boy; America :] If you do choose to read them I hope you enjoy! Farewell for now ;) Note: 28/01/24 I genuinely have no clue how this is still being read and commented on, nor how it's got 60k views but I am very grateful for it. I was much younger when I wrote this, so it is incredibly cringey and in no way historically accurate, glad y'all like it tho :)

Alfred had always been a late bloomer. Through puberty to love, he was always last. None of it clicked. Love was disgusting and icky, why would anyone like it? All it did was cause heartbreak and sorrow. Maybe with some help he could learn the ins and outs. And maybe, just maybe, fall in love. Who knows? (One-shot book, open to requests)

I have a lot of spurred ideas that just come to me, so why not write them down? PLEASE NOTE THAT NOT ALL OF THESE ARE CONNECTED TO MY SERIES!!!

Nations x Uke! America one-shots Warning: Kissing and maybe something else I don't know BEWARE OF THE MOST RANDOM PAIRINGS you've ever seen (COMPLETED)

Since I concluded the first book, I couldn't resist making a sequel book. As always, Be Prepared For the Rarest America Pairings of your lives. Also requests are open to anyone who want to request anything. I don't own Hetalia, any music, quotes, pictures etc. used in this book! Enjoy! Covers not mine.