E se l'ironica, strafottente e letale ragazza dagli occhi di ghiaccio partecipasse agli Hunger Games? Dimenticatevi lacrime, disperazione, nascondigli sugli alberi e scoiattoli alla brace; questa è tutta un'altra storia. Prendete una manciata di Tributi assortiti provenienti dai più disparati fandom e buttateli nell'Arena assieme a un killer irriverente e assetato di sangue, ma frenato da una morale tutta sua. Ne otterrete una parodia a tratti comica, a tratti violenta, forse assurda, ma sicuramente inaspettata, che percorre le fasi salienti del primo film della famosa saga. «Cantanti coreani, cacciatori di giganti, aspiranti chef... Io credevo che agli Hunger Games avrei trovato solo attaccabrighe e avanzi di galera... Ma dove cazzo sono finita?» Genere: parodia humour, crossover multifandom. (Nota: NON è necessario aver prima letto "La ragazza dagli occhi di ghiaccio" per poter leggere questa parodia. Comunque per poter evitare qualunque spoiler della storia originale basta averla letta fino al capitolo 23) - ATTENZIONE! - Questa è una parodia umoristica del primo film della saga degli Hunger Games e non prende in considerazione avvenimenti o personaggi presenti o deceduti nei successivi capitoli. In questa storia sono presenti comportamenti diseducativi, linguaggio volgare e secchiate di humor. È sconsigliata la lettura alle persone prive di ironia. Ogni riferimento a film, marchi registrati, personaggi originali e non, persone esistenti o a fatti realmente accaduti è assolutamente intenzionale. (Pubblicazione: 26/09/2021)

❝ So humans are happy when they do a kiss? ❞ Oh, no. That was adorable. Soobin doesn't need to be a fortune telling warlock to know where Yeonjun is going to take this. "That's the general idea, yeah." "I want to do a kiss." Say no, and Soobin will have to find out what color rejection is in dust. Say yes, and face the awkward afterburn of a kiss with a pixie he met only days ago. ᯓᡣ𐭩 Yeonjun is a pixie stuck in a human body. While helping Yeonjun reclaim his wings from the doctor who stole them, Soobin introduces Yeonjun to the joys of human life like kissing and trying not to fall in love. ------------ inspired by: concrete - ben kessler ⚠️ This is simply fiction. The characters have the members' faces and voices but this story isn't based on real life and their personalities. Started; 15-05-2024 © yeonxzn

❝ Yeonjun. Have you or have you not made a sex tape in the past? ❞ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 famous actor Yeonjun and tattoo artist Soobin's sextape gets leaked. The problem is: they broke up already and Yeonjun has a boyfriend now. ------------- inspired by: goldenchild - feel me Smut Fluffff Toxic relationship Emotional manipulation Angst with a happy ending ⚠️ This is simply fiction. The characters have the members' faces and voices but this story isn't based on real life and their personalities. Started; 13-02-2024 © yeonxzn

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Soobin is done loving and Yeonjun just wants to love. Fate fucked him over again when he realized that he'd been growing hope inside his chest, like a little plant that had been watered with each smile, with the tears they shared, with every time Yeonjun reached out for him without even looking. Because at the end of the day, he had to accept that he wasn't meant for Yeonjun. - After yet another heartbreak, Soobin decides he's done letting the red string of fate control his life and his heart. Seeking out a witch in the woods who he's heard can help him get rid of the string, he finds Yeonjun, who is willing to help - but for a price. What was supposed to be a quick fix turns into something a lot more than Soobin had bargained for. - inspired by: love you later - ben kessler Smut Fluff Angst with a happy ending ⚠️ This is simply fiction. The characters have the members' faces and voices but this story isn't based on real life and their personalities. Started; 22-01-24 © yeonxzn