Technically, I'm a Healer. Emotionally? I'm a disaster with a talent for falling for the worst possible men in the worst possible castle. There's the devastatingly decent DADA professor (Lupin). And the morally complex Potions Master (Snape) who may or may not be able to set people on fire with a look. Naturally, I'm caught between them. Professionally, romantically, catastrophically. And while I'm very busy pretending I have things under control, Hogwarts starts... acting weird. Let's just say the school has seen some things. And now it wants payback. Yes, there's magic. Yes, there's sex. Yes, at some point I might scream at a wall. Your job? Survive the drama with me. Then choose the man I fall for. (But please be kind. I'm very tired.) - ✨ Slow-burn love triangle 🖤 FSK 18 - explicit content, dry humor, psychological tension ⚠️ Emotional misfires, questionable choices, and a spiral that's absolutely not under control Swipe in. I'll be in the infirmary. Again.

"I'll show you what it's like when I'm truly mad at a student then." 𝘞𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵, 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴. "Try me." I whisper to him with a daring look. Reader is a student at Hogwarts, and a super rebel with Snape. She gives him hell in every way she can to break his stern behavior, she teases him until he can't take it anymore, and makes him break out of his character, all the while leaving no open spots for Snape to discipline her. However, soon enough Snape will realize that you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... The reader has a secret power she keeps under a veil, even from Snape, but a certain attack leaves the both of them vulnerable which triggers a whole new set of changes. This fic is a Power Struggle, rebellion mixed with spicy romance and lots of steamy scenarios.

"I do it to forget all the fucked up shit that happens in my life even if it's only for a little while at least I can forget for some time"

Jake and Johnnie have been dating since junior year of highschool. it's now there second year if college and things seem to be going good until something unexpected happens. what will they do when there collage carriers don't line up? what will they do when they see someone from their past? how will this effect their relationship? this is based after my other fanfic called bathroom boy so read that first if u want :)

this is the 3rd part my story. Read bathroom boy and college years before reading this one..or don't IDC ⚠️WARNING ⚠️ this fanfic will contain drug and alcohol abuse

There's a random phone number written in the bathroom stall and Jake is the only dumb ass willing to text it. I was loosely inspired by a MCR fan fiction (bathroom boy) to write this. It has been so long since I've written this and OMG Guys it's so bad. Like I originally written this as a job but then ppl actually started reading it and yeah...if this didn't have so many reads I would have deleted it by now 💀 trust my other fics are a little better than this 🙏 but uh.... yeah. Sorry lol

Follow Jake and Johnnie on their journey towards realizing that what they feel for eachother might be more than platonic through a series of high stress videos and awkwardly gay situations. - He finally tunes in to hear, "This sneaky lil bitch got a little too close for comfort last night" Jake winks at him and Johnnie huffs and yells back a "Hey man, I wasn't the one with my hands down your pants." with a stupid smirk knowing that the viewers won't know how truthful the first comment really was. - - featuring paranormal activity.. and mild explosions?? uhhh THIS IS CROSSPOSTED ON AO3 UNDER THE USER 'THRUtheASHES' ! DISCLAIMER - I, of course do not believe this would happen in real life. I am using these people's likeness and mean no disrespect (although writing a real person fic is inherently disrespectful) I apologize if either of these people see this and would like to issue a formal apology (I'm doubling down of the apologetic shtick). This is so much more cringe then my bvb x ronnie radke fics somehow lmaoao.