If the world was a fair place, Harry Potter would never have come across a curious romance novel that seemed to depict the entirety of his past with his old school rival Draco Malfoy. The world, however, was not a fair place. That's why he found himself sitting in a cosy little bookshop listening to that same Draco Malfoy read extracts from "Apples and Oranges" - his newest endeavour into the world of muggle literature, and a way to fix his relationship with Saint Potter, if only in his head. In a turn of events stranger than fiction, the flames of an old obsession begin to light up Harry's days all over again. It starts with the meet and greet, the gin and tonic, and the signed copy of his "fixed" life, but the ending seems more unclear than ever. Twisted in a fictional romantic comedy, Harry's own life is suddenly at a crossroad - he passed his enticing incident, so what else can he do except flip the next page of his future and wonder: what happens next? ----- Post War, Canon divergence: Epilogue-What-Epilogue, Enemies-to-Friends-to-Lovers, Harry-centric, Slow burn

Draco Malfoy was going to marry Harry Potter. It didn't matter that he was only eleven and had technically only met Harry Potter two months ago. He was a boy in love. Harry Potter was confused. No one liked him. He didn't have friends or even acquaintances but Draco Malfoy liked him so much he wanted to marry him! Can these two boys make it through their Hogwarts years without driving the whole school mad?