he smack my ass like a drum

sim jaeyun ước rằng mình chưa từng đặt chân lên bờ biển ấy, chưa từng bước vào trái tim nhuốm màu biển cả của lee heeseung. lowercase written by @celinaforsure

[trans without author's permissions, translation is still a work of khoai tây and a part of heejake's noodle bowl, please respect the writer's so as the translator's efforts by not taking this translation anywhere else that is not @mazeitmr or heejake's noodle bowl] - org work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53855881?fbclid=IwAR3OTrI6bkvpU8zJCOsNKOWDSvcLNQYqH5p5UBy4G8jLK4jPSvCqABTmnjo tags: side jayhoon, humor fluff, the stupidest thing ive ever written, based off an iwaoi tweet, jake HATES gay people alas...he is of the homosexual descent, alternate universe - college/university, heeseung is a wanna be tiktok star, and jake is his muse summary: in the process of becoming a sexy tiktok star to defeat capitalism, heeseung somehow gets a boyfriend instead. jake: we're best friends, of course I'm always with him! heeseung: we're best friends, of course I've been in love with him since we were thirteen. (camera pans to their feet) jake: there's no way you just confessed to me through this trend.

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