Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Juliet Rosewood has never been one of the attractive young ladies whom gentlemen favour just liker her sister, Titania. Resigned to a life of being left of the shelf, she is ardently surprised when she catches the fancy of a handsome earl, Edmund Aughust at a masquerade ball. However, as she prepares to accept his hand for marriage after a brief courtship, someone unexpectedly attempts to sabotage her. Will the duo ever achieve happiness?

"*Completed*"I froze the first boy I ever kissed. And I don't mean he got cold feet..." Megan is pretty unhappy when she's forced to move to a tiny, freezing town in Canada. It's going to be totally boring, right? Things heat up when she discovers that she possesses a growing power that's becoming more and more difficult to control. Not only that, but the power has attracted some interesting people. A smouldering young man who claims to be her rescuer, and his icy but attractive enemy. They're both claiming to be the good guy, so who exactly is she supposed to trust? Megan finds herself embroiled in an ancient battle between two kingdoms, slowly discovering an identity she never knew she had. Cover designed by Marie Tilmant

Luna is on the run from the Hunters. Why are they hunting her, you ask? Well, let's just say she isn't normal. In fact, she's anything but it. She finds 5 others who have that same thing in common. When trying to escape, they run into 5 boys. Of course, these guys are nice and take her and her new friends in but they get themselves into something much bigger.

Marie Paige Victoria just had a broken relationship from a guy she truly loves. She then tries her best to move on with the help of her bestfriends, Bonnie, Freya, Nis, Pheebs, and Sophie. Their problem is that Paige has this bad attitude except to the people she knows well. Because of her behavior, people misunderstands everything and thinks that she is "B-I-T-T-E-R" on what had happened to her and her ex-boyfriend which makes her mood never good. She also gained a lot of haters because her past relationship which only she and her friends knew had spread to the entire School, when the guy is a really famous boy in middle school. To make things worse, she is in the same class with the guy she wants to forget about. _________________________________________________________________________ Witness how these girls would manage their life as they enter the world of high school. At least they have faith that they would be alright as long as they have each other... and foods to eat With an all around genre (including horror, mystery, romance, drama, comedy, adventure, fantasy, etc.)

Can this day get any worse? The answer to that is simple. Yes, it can and it did. One day. One day is all it takes for my life to change forever. One person. One person is all it takes to make me realize that everything happens for a reason. And that person is Niall Horan.

(Watty Awards 2012) How did I end up in this mess? One moment I'm strolling along the empty streets of Sydney, and the next thing I know I'm waking up next to some Pop Star on the beach. Never did I expect my life to change so drastically in one night; and I owe it all to Harry Styles. That jerk.

Ali Cooley is usually described as responsible, smart, and easy going. It's her twin sister, Emily, that enjoys breaking the rules and living on the edge. Ever since their father passed away, Ali feels the need to act as another parental figure and look out for her rebellious twin sister. When a hunky new foreign exchange student comes to their school for a year, will Ali let loose and fall head over heels for the guy that can't resist female attention, or will she deny her feelings for him and avoid him at all costs? Afterall, he is only here for a year before he has to go back to Germany. Will Ali follow her brain or her heart? Will the foreign exchange student from hell leave Ali unscathed, or will he take the poor girl's heart with him?

Princess Sarafina of Hestia lived a regal and boring life. The only true friends she's ever had are her mom's best friend's daughter, Annaliese, and a young palace worker, Samuel. Their lives change when the people of Apollo, Psyche, and Amphitrite meet in Hestia for supposed "diplomatic reasons." Sara meets Prince Ryan, Prince Charlie, and the Princess Selena. Soon, Anne goes missing and the four princes and princesses, along with Sam, realize they must work together and save her before all four kingdoms enter a raging war against each other. They'll soon find out that they're in way over their heads, and are part of something bigger. Book One of a Trilogy!