Sorry, right number! Welcome to series of oneshots from Good Omens. And by that I ofcourse mean just oneshots of our ineffable husbands; Aziraphale and Crowley. This book will include all kinds of oneshots, angst, fluff, AUs, etc. There will always be music that goes with the chapter, so be sure to listen to that while reading. Enjoy! ... Warnings; this book is rated as Mature simply because of some cursing and drinking in a few of the stories. Anyway, enjoy! :)

Due to Aziraphale's lack of recognition to his responsibilities and for preventing Armageddon he has been punished by Gabriel, same goes for Crowley with his superiors. Azi ends up being reincarnated into a 15 year old boy in high school, Crowley got the same punishment but he was 16, both no longer immortal. Crowley was best friends with Hassan (Hastur) and Beatrice (Beezlebub) meanwhile Gabriel became the principal to the school both Azi and Anthony (Crowley) now attend. Gabriel, Beezlebub, and Hastur made it their responsibility to make sure that Azi and Anthony both stay miserable, as punishment. Anthony and his best friends pick on Azi, yet they get no reaction from the boy. Anthony thinks it's just harmless fun, until he finds out that Azi is his new neighbor across the street. Anthony and his friends harass Azi daily for no reason whatsoever. Will they take things too far? Why does Anthony start feeling remorse for hurting and bullying Azi? What happens on Azi's end? And why does Anthony continue to bully Azi regardless of feeling guilty? BOOK 2 COMING SOON

Crowley works as a barista at their local coffee shop Beelze-Brew serving the lowly humans their caffeine addiction. Aziraphale is a student at their local college in a bad relationship with Gabriel. I hate description writing, but I'm a good author ;) Check it out for a slow burn AU. It's gonna be pretty cute for our ineffable husbands.

Aziraphale would forgive him, of course. He always did. That had always been the Hell of it. It had been stupid to think things would be any different this time. It was a game they had been playing a long, long time, and he was all kinds of fool and idiot if he was going to suddenly start taking it seriously, even if only a few days ago he had thought Aziraphale was dead. Our side. It would be nice, really nice, if there was an *our side.* To be honest with himself, there was nothing in all the universe he wanted more. "I'll pick you up at eight," he repeated to the closed door, and headed back to the flat to take it out on the plants.

Aziraphale and Crowley were never supposed to be friends. Never supposed to enjoy each other's company or seek each other out in a crowd or go to dinner or spend time together. And they definitely weren't supposed to fall in love. But they have and it's taken the whole entire world (as well as Heaven and Hell) by storm.

Anathema Device and Newton Pulsifer are tying the knot! They decide to invite the angel and demon duo to join in their celebration, but there is a problem. Newt doesn't have many friends he can count on to throw him a bachelor party, so Anathema decides to help her future husband. And does so by asking the ineffable pair to plan the festivities. What could go wrong? -- "Oh, thank you so much. I was really worried. I mean asking a demon and an angel to throw a bachelor party for your spouse sounds crazy, but less so than any of his other options. Just try to keep it casual, okay?" Anathema said. "Oh, um..." Had Aziraphale heard her properly? --

Crowley finds himself in Pompeii, miserable and alone. That is until he stumbles upon Aziraphale in the most unlikely of places: a brothel. Not as a customer, but trapped as an angel of the night from a blessing gone wrong, and must earn his freedom. The demon's loyalty is put to the ultimate test as he battles with his darkest desires to free is white-winged Adversary. Angst/Fluff/Romance/Light Smut ***Please note: I do NOT own any rights to Good Omens or the characters mentioned in the story. ***

When the Dark Council serves up a fun challenge to the spawns of Hell, Crowley finds himself caught up in something much more than he can handle. Dagon and a group of demons approach him offering a better chance at rewards versus fighting for it alone. If they succeed, they will gain the favor of the Devil himself. And just to make matters worse, Crowley learns the challenge may include a certain former Guardian of the Eastern Gate. But, can he protect the angel and still stay out of Hell's bad book? Angst/Fluff/Romance/Violence

Armageddon is over and the apocalypse never came. But a century ago, a deal was made, and now it's time for the debt to be paid. As Aziraphale and Crowley fight for their lives, they learn that fate has intertwined them far more than they could ever have guessed. This is currently my prized good omens fanfic. I hope you all enjoy it I Do not own characters, the series, book or movie, or any images used. I only take credit for this fanfiction written and any original characters

Crowley finds Aziraphale in trouble but the Angel won't reveal why. When Crowley tries to help, he finds he only makes things worse. But when the demon decides he's better off leaving, the angel begs him not to go and reveals the truth about what has happened. I Do not own characters, the series, book or movie, or any images used. I only take credit for this fanfiction written and any original characters