... ok so like i'm just abandoning this shit its bad and bad so buh BYE wait no... please set aside a humble five minutes of your time to look and understand the cover image. it is easily disregarded for its lack of a straight to the point 'funny haha', but once you start looking at it his emotions are clear and they are powerful. i hope that you enjoy him as i have done so many times. thank you.

Darla Walker strolled into the kitchen, thinking about ponies, when she noticed there was a patch of bright green grass growing on her new marble counters. She screamed and ran out of her modern cottage in the middle of nowhere. Darla took a small peak into the door. What she saw next was fully grown, and she had not seen it before. This may be a problem. I don't plan to make many more chapters on this story, seeing as it was just a joke to begin with. Same goes for the x Retarded reader thingy. It was all a joke. The only one getting reads really fast is the art book I made. If you plan on reading this, but are reading it just for fun, head over to the art book. Or do whatever you please. Not like my useless words can control you or something; I have HARD PEE PEE- alrighty then. Bye.