Satoshi: what's this *clicks on a Yaoi fanfic* Satoshi:....*looks at Yoshiki and then looks back to the Yaoi* Satoshi: oh I'm gay now

I have no regrets.

Even months after the whole Heavenly Host trauma, everything is fresh the Kisaragi survivors' heads. It's tough to move on, but their minds are also occupied with other things, specifically the upcoming Valentines day dance. With relationships blooming all around, it's time to get their hearts in motion, but Yoshiki and Ayumi will need a little help from their friends. Slowly getting pushed together by Satoshi and Naomi, will these two be able to make something happen? They'll just have to meet somewhere in the middle! #1 - #ayumishinozaki 02/02/2020 #1 - #ayumixyoshiki 02/02/2020 #2 - #ayushiki 02/02/2020 #3 - #yoshikikishinuma 02/02/2020 #10 - #corpseparty 02/02/2020

Title says all you need to know. ^ω^ I don't own CP, just the jokes. Most of them at least. #Wattys2016

Corpse Party is most likely one of the most popular horror RPG games known to the anime world. It also has its own anime series, along with (of course) a manga series. All three pieces of literature may be diverse in many ways, but all together they're pretty graphic when it comes to the deaths of our favorite (or least favorite) characters. Well, I'm here to change that: In this book, I'll be taking all of the characters (both dead and/or alive) and creating scenarios that will for sure make you forget all about those deaths. Or make you regret ever choosing to read this book. Well, either way, hopefully I make you laugh. Warning: This story contains a large variety of profanity, sexual references, sensitive topics, and dark humor (at times). If you do not enjoy sitting through these horrible jokes, do NOT read this book. You have been warned.