"What's asexual even mean? Do you just jerk off a lot?" "What? No, absolutely not," Or the one where Calum's asexual and no one really understands it.

"What does normal even mean? Sounds dangerous." Or the one where Calum's genderfluid and afraid of himself, Michael's demiromantic pansexual and really annoyed, Ashton's asexual and sassy, and Luke's gay and oblivious. And everyone loves Calum. ((Calum-centric ot4)) ((COVER ART BY LU AKA @coffeeshopluke))