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When Daiyu is summoned with dozens of other girls to be the Emperor's concubine, she doesn't think that she'll be chosen. Although beautiful and kind, she's hardly qualified to be with the emperor, whose name is stained with blood and whose reputation is blacker than sin. When she accidentally catches the eye of Emper...

Pɾҽƚƚყ Bσყ // DomReader x Chigiri (END)

!¡Dominat Fem Reader x Chigiri Hyoma¡! ˢᵉᵒʳᵃⁿᵍ ᵍᵃᵈⁱˢ ᴷᵉʳᵉⁿ, ᵈᵒᵐⁱⁿᵃⁿ ⁿᵃⁿ ᵗᵃᵐᵖᵃⁿ ʸᵍ ᵇᵉʳⁿᵃᵐᵃ ⁽ⁿᵃᵐᵉ⁾ ʸᵃⁿᵍ ᵐᵉⁿʲᵃᵈⁱ ᶜⁱⁿᵗᵃ ᵖᵉʳᵗᵃᵐᵃ ˢᵉᵒʳᵃⁿᵍ ˡᵉˡᵃᵏⁱ ᶜᵃⁿᵗⁱᵏ ᵈᵃⁿ ʲᵘᵍᵃ ᵗᵃᵐᵖᵃⁿ. ˢⁱᵃᵖᵃᵏᵃʰ ˡᵉˡᵃᵏⁱ ᵗᵉʳˢᵉᵇᵘᵗ? ᴰⁱᵃ ⁱᵃˡᵃʰ ᶜʰⁱᵍⁱʳⁱ ᴴʸᵒᵐᵃ, ˢᵉᵒʳᵃⁿᵍ ˡᵉˡᵃᵏⁱ ʸᵃⁿᵍ ʲᵃᵗᵘʰ ᶜⁱⁿᵗᵃ ᵗᵉʳʰᵃᵈᵃᵖ ⁽ⁿᵃᵐᵉ⁾ ᵖᵃᵈᵃ ᵖᵃⁿᵈᵃⁿᵍᵃⁿ ᵖᵉʳᵗᵃᵐᵃ Story by: xoefemdom Language: Ind...

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 // 𝒀𝑨𝑵!𝑪𝑺𝑴 𝒙 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹

'ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ, 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝒾𝓃ℯ..' A girl who appeared from nowhere seemed to snatch the hearts of familiar characters. 🇾 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇪 🇷 🇪  🇨 🇸 🇲  🇽  🇴 🇵  🇮  🇸 🇪 🇰 🇦 🇮  🇷 🇪 🇦 🇩 🇪 🇷 

𝑩𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 || 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐌 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐘/𝐍

- Y/N L/N is blind She cannot see but she can see. (All characters (except for Y/n) are not mine)

•𝐀𝐃𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐑 【𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙂 𝙅𝙄𝙉-𝙒𝙊𝙊】

𝐀𝐃𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐑 [ᴼᴺᴳᴼᴵᴺᴳ] ▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▪▪▪▪▪ ↪❛𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙'𝙨 '𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌' 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧, [𝙡/𝙣] [𝙮/𝙣] 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜-𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝; 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙟𝙞𝙣-𝙬𝙤𝙤. ❞ ▪▪▪▪▪▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆ ▶ ↪swearing ↪death ↪gore ↪...

𝐀𝐍𝐔𝐁𝐈𝐒 ➪ 𝙔𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙢

𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗕𝗜𝗦:- ❛ 𝙊𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙪𝙗𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛, ❜ (𝙔𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚...?) 𝙑𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨!𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝙈𝙚...

GOD'S FAVOURITE. 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒆

夜神月 𝑮𝒐𝒅❜𝒔 𝑭𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 |~• --- L , Light, Matt, Mello X Reader 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬: Completed COVER CREDITS: NAKI_00 on TWTTER/X. Please let me know if it's not okay to use.

ADDICT| YANDERE L. LAWLIET X READER

In which L. Lawliet gets addicted to a girl running a sweet shop.

𝙆𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙉 | | YANDERE DEATH NOTE X NEKO FEMALE READER

"𝙄𝙡𝙡 𝘽𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧'𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝘽𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙚" YANDERE Death Note X NEKO FEMALE Reader

𝙄𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

yandere! losers club x reader x yandere! bowers gang.

❛ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ❜ ━━━ (𝘀. 𝗷𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗼𝗼)

❝𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.❞ ㅤ ╰┈─➤ in which y/n, an s-rank hunter, meets jin-woo through the korean hunters association. together, they learn to depend on each other and to protect the world, unveiling secrets of their powers ╭┈─────── ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- | sung jinwoo x fem!reader...

To Love A Villain ✔️

"Leave, you're free. Don't ever come back here again." She said, hoping he wouldn't return and she'll get to live Hael was shocked, "Are you abandoning me, My Lady?" Corvina Cory lived her first life like a typical villainess and the consequences of her actions were pretty obvious. She died at the hands of the person...

𝐕 𝐈 𝐎 𝐋 𝐄 𝐓 ❀

"𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚎..."

𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞

ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ'ᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴏᴍᴇ? ᴀ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ɪɴ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ. ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴜɴᴅᴏᴜʙᴛᴇᴅʟʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ. ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴀ ʜᴏᴍᴇ, ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀꜰʀᴀᴍᴇ, ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ, ᴡʜʏ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ? ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ...

Not Just A Monster || Sweet Home

As Soo-Nico struggles to suppress her inner monster, she finds herself at Green Home Apartments where she encounters a group of individuals. Among them is a boy displaying early signs of monsterization. Despite her own hidden nature, she befriends the boy in an effort to shield him from harm. However, she grapples wit...

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 | 𝗖𝗵𝗮 𝗛𝘆𝘂𝗻-𝗦𝘂

〖 𝐂𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐲𝐮𝐧-𝐒𝐮 & 𝐎𝐂 〗 ♡ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ʙᴜʀɴ ♡ 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝙳: 𝟷𝟹.𝟷𝟸.𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹 𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳: 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙣𝙚: ✔️ 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙬𝙤: ✔️ 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚: ❝ "𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘵�...

𝙋𝙇𝙊𝙏 【 𝖆 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖈 】

. ˚◞♡ ⃗ ꒰ ;; ＰＬＯＴ.˚ ᵎ┊͙◟̆◞̆ ↳ ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ❛ 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ❜ *ೃ࿐ . . . ѕωєєт нσмє¡! ♡˗ˏ✎ © 𝚁𝙴𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 ︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵ ↱ ✎ I 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ﹏ೄྀ࿐ ︵ . . Humans are turning into greedy monsters, and a group of people seek refuge in...

?????? ??? ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ʰᵒᵐᵉ

━━━━?????? ??? ❝ forget him. ❞ ❝ to forget him, is the same as forgetting all happiness❞ a fanfiction of netflix series SWEET HOME. SWEET HOME x fem!reader TW! some of the chapters contain gore, mentions of rape, and violence. of not comfortable advise you to not read. © kyesnng 2021

𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄, reader insert

➤ 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐓 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ As humans turn into savage monsters, one troubled teenager and her neighbors fight to survive and to hold onto their humanity. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ © nixpsh 2021 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: This book contains swearing, violent actions...

🩸Special Infectee🩸 Sweet Home

SEASON 1:✅ SEASON 2:✅ SEASON 3:.... (Previously "Trap of love") . . . When I woke up.....I was in this limbo place..."Hi" I looked and saw.....me...but my eyes are black. "Who are you?" "I'm you." "What do you want from me?" He smirked and teleported. Suddenly I felt arms rapped around my waist. And a voice whisper...

(Hiatus) Sweet Home || Ｔｏｍｏｒｒｏｗ

Word Count: 14.7k+ (Currently on hiatus) Minjun moved into the Green Home Mansion Apartment a few months ago with his older sister Areum. He was in his last year of high school but due to things that happened he avoided going and focusing on his art. Though Minjun had gone through a lot of hardships in his life he and...

𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞 (rewritten!)

She never cared about anyone. Honestly, if no one cared for her, how could she care for others? So she didn't. People were just a shadow that she had decided to ignore for so long that sometimes it was overwhelming and sometimes empty. Even if no one cared for her, it still felt as it was, lonely. She never had friend...

Their sweet monster

In a world ravaged by monsters, a chilling phenomenon unfolds-things get weird and terrifying. What is it that has made them so attached to you? Obsessed Sweet Home various x Reader This is my first story, and English is not my first language, but I promise to minimize mistakes. It's a yandere book and warnings are g...

𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 [Dr. Stone x reader]

𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕! "I AM NOT GOING TO FALL IN LOVE!" One day (y/n) gets transported to the stone world with the help of a magical fairy. Its goal seems to be finding a soulmate for you... "All you do is watch anime and play games. Don't worry though! I'll help you fin...

REBORN - DR STONE VARIOUS X READER FANFIC

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ VARIOUS X MALE!READER dr stone fanfic ❝ if you'd carried the curse of Medusa, I'd stare into your eyes. So when I would get turned into stone, I'd be staring into the eyes of the most beautiful person who'd ever stepped foot onto this earth. ❞ keep in mind, this whole fanfiction is a work in progress. So, don...

IRIDESCENCE. 𝐝𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞

❝ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❞ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ➽ 𝐃𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐟�...

Nirwana [Saionji Ukyo X Reader] [Dr. STONE Fanfiction]

He has an exceptionally great hearing, while she has an exceptionally great sight. For them to meet in this world of stone, they're really meant to complete each other. The journey is long and grueling, but they could run through as long as they're together.

Resonance [Dr stone x Reader]

There will always be a mastermind behind everything, even at the Nanami Conglomerate. Ryusui was put into the spotlight as the heir whereas you were always at the sidelines making sure that it is all set in place. Besides, not like they could have any say in the matter when you are doing your job exactly as it was int...

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 ⁝ Dr Stone Various x Reader

─────────────── ❝𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄, 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓. 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐒❞ ✎Y/n, a legendary fighter from the modern world, slowly becomes soft once she realizes she loves the people in the kingdom of science more than she ever knew possible-which i...