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"Your excellency, Sasuke is a moody, revenge-crazy, and entitled brat. The Jinchuriki is a dumbass. Both are self-obsessed tweens who don't know shit. The leaf's most powerful Jounin is Kakashi Hatake, but he is not to be feared because he is too busy reading porn to present any real threat.
Also he is super hot and it's distracting.
Best,
Your loyal servant who is figuratively screwed (but wish she was literally screwed ... by Kakashi)."
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When your next "mission" takes you to the Leaf Village, you all but expect that it will become a place you can call a home.
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Also the Naruto Universe is not mine, but everyone knows that.