"Your excellency, Sasuke is a moody, revenge-crazy, and entitled brat. The Jinchuriki is a dumbass. Both are self-obsessed tweens who don't know shit. The leaf's most powerful Jounin is Kakashi Hatake, but he is not to be feared because he is too busy reading porn to present any real threat. Also he is super hot and it's distracting. Best, Your loyal servant who is figuratively screwed (but wish she was literally screwed ... by Kakashi)." --------------------------------------------------------------------- When your next "mission" takes you to the Leaf Village, you all but expect that it will become a place you can call a home. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Also the Naruto Universe is not mine, but everyone knows that.

ᵃᵘ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 [𝙮/𝙣] 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙚. 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙨. [𝙮/𝙣] 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩. 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛. ╔═══*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═══╗ "𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚," ╚═══*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═══╝ ↳ 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙪 𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙭 𝙛𝙚𝙢! 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ༉‧₊˚✧ 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 ;; 𝙟𝙖𝙣𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 ;; 𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 ⁀➷ ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵒʷⁿ ⁿᵃʳᵘᵗᵒ ᵒʳ ᶦᵗˢ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵃʳᵗ ᶜʳᵉᵈᶦᵗ ᵍᵒᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗᶠᵘˡ ᵒʷⁿᵉʳ