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It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Lockhart had it all - until a chance encounter with a mysterious woman in red changed everything. For the first time in his life, Caleb wanted something; something he could never have. ***** College heartthrob Caleb Lockhart is the last person a girl like Veronica Strafford should be involved with. Intelligent and ambitious, with good reason to be cynical of the world, Veronica refuses to be the campus player's next conquest, even after a chance encounter sparks an undeniable attraction between them. But with nowhere to stay, and running from recent tragedy, Veronica finds herself leaning on someone else for the first time. Caleb has never wanted something like this before and he's determined to pursue her, even as the secrets of their pasts threaten to break them apart. Book 1 in the Red series

ѕoмe тнoυgнтѕ тнaт ι poυr oυт ғroм тнιѕ ғloodιng мιnd .

What if your mate is a fox? Not just any ordinary fox but a nine tailed fox. Jen was just an ordinary werewolf who's an alpha-to-be. She had hit the age of mating long ago but still couldn't find the one of her life. She didn't really put that in mind until one day she met the gaze of a pair of red eyes, shining as bright as rubies. ------------------------------------ Hi fellow readers, this is the author speaking. This is actually my first time publishing a story to the public so I hope you all will like it. Also, I apologise for the bad writing and grammar mistakes because I'm just a 16-year-old asian who hardly excel in English tests and English is not my main language. You've been warned. So, buckle up and enjoy.

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

"叛逆留给我的伤疤，我一辈子都忘不了。" 主角☞琴琳 陈琴琳，一个十六岁的中学生，有四个好朋友，和妈妈的感情却在冰点。一个男孩间接性地让琴琳失去所有，又是一个男生终于让她清醒，知道她需要停止现在的生活。又是那个男孩带着她走回以前的生活，把琴琳变成了乐观的女孩。 *内容还有不良示范，请勿模仿↖(￣▽￣") *纯属虚构，如有雷同，肯定是巧合 *禁止抄袭 看完后别忘了按下☆哦，啾咪(○'ω'○)

she dreads to get to school because of one name. ; high school au, tsundere!taehyung lmao » under edit » #4 in fanfiction on 171222

"I want to grow up" Did you say it when you were a kid? I know I did. Have you regretted growing up at some point in your life? Have you wished you could be a careless child once again? I know you have. Everyone has. The more you grow the bigger the challenges, the obstacles, the pain. Life gets serious. You get serious. You forget to smile at the morning sun shining down your face. You are too absorved by your problems to notice the beautiful world surrounding you. And when life gets hard, you wish more than anything to turn back in time and be that small child who did not know anything when he said "I want to grow up"

THIS STORY COMES FROM MY PURE IMAGINATION. Any series of events in this story is purely fictional. Do not copy. Plagiarism is illegal. copyrights reserved. Do you guys know EXO? if not please search on google or on facebook. Please bear with my English. I'm not really good :) Enjoy! ------ Will the chosen ones fulfill their missions? Will they find Her? them? Will she find the answer to her questions? What is their role in their life? Let's all find out. ----- -KyungBaekSu