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Hogwarts one shots  by wh0reforfictionalppl
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Smutty smut with the Hogwarts boys and girls ;)
Unforeseen Affliction (snape x reader) by flatfork
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You're a seventh year at Hogwarts and Severus Snape can't figure you out. There's no reason he should hate you, nothing you said or did, but he does. His anger soon begins to spiral into something else, but he struggles to accept it. The main focus of this story is on the relationship between you and Severus Snape, with some twists and turns throughout. disclaimer: this story contains vulgar language, sexual themes, mild bdsm, toxic relationships (18+) this is a work of fanfiction and I do not claim to own the characters or world created by J.K. Rowling
Pregnant With The Nerds Baby by anonymousgirl1120
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Ashley is one of the most popular girls at Westwood high. She comes from a rich family and has had everything handed to her, her whole life. She wakes up from her 16th birthday party in bed with a random guy. What will Ashley do when her whole world is flipped upside down by 1 little thing, a positive pregnancy test.
Smoke and Stars - A Theo Nott Story by serpentsandsongbirds
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Theodore Nott is, for the most part, a loner. He'd much prefer to spend his days smoking in the astronomy tower alone than carousing in a crowd. While he has friends, he is, by nature, alone. When he's alone, he doesn't have to pretend to be some fun-loving extrovert or some happy-go-lucky prince, both things he's not. He can just be him: Theo. A loner. Until he's not. Until he meets a beautiful girl with the prettiest blue eyes he's ever seen who just happens to be his best friend's younger sister. But dating Aria Berkshire comes with complications, ones that force Theo to decide if truly does want to be alone. Because with her, perhaps he doesn't have to be. Smoke and Stars is a romance with brother's best friend, secret romance, and introvert x introvert tropes. It is book #1 in the Slytherin Boys Series but can be read as a standalone. "Your body is mine to own. Your breaths are mine to take. Your noises are mine to hear. You are mine, cara mia, and that will never change as long as I can help it." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I've always been yours, Theo. From that moment you laid eyes on me, I've been hopelessly and utterly yours." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Highest ranking: #1 in SlytherinBoysReact #1 in TheoNott #1 in TheodoreNott #1 in SecretRomance #2 in LorenzoBerkshire #1 in Astoria
The Snake of Wall Street | Theodore Nott by izzyal
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Theodore Nott love story! "You can slap me again. I liked it" 04/08/2021 - #1 in theonott Started : 04/04/2021 Finished : 04/29/2021
mind over matter - theodore nott by nottslove
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- "think i like you best when you're dressed in black from head to toe. think i like you best when you're just with me and no one else." - cigarettes after sex, k. pureblood slytherin, florence mortimer, started her sixth year at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. she thought she knew everyone in her year, and she dreaded the next two to come, only to realise there was one more person she had never really noticed. theodore nott rhymed with florence mortimer. his dark past and future awaiting was yet but soon to impact on his private life, wether he wanted it to or not. this left him battling with his love and prophecy. - theodore nott x fem oc sixth year - hbp warnings: smoking, alcohol, hella smut, violence, mental health issues, death (canon) started: may 2022 - finished: august 21st 2023
The Stars on the Staircase by missmeasured
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The note read simply "My Office. Immediately after dinner." On Monday Professor Snape saved me from falling off a moving staircase. Sparks shot out of our hands where our skin made contact as he pulled me to safety. Over the course of the week I have become obsessed, and uncontrollably aroused thinking of him constantly. I feel his eyes on me. I catch him looking at me. Nothing brings relief from the arousing day dreams churning through my mind since Monday. I fear I've gone completely mad. It's Friday and now I have this note. I know who it's from. This is a reader/Severus Snape story but it's formatted differently. It's written in first person, and I don't use name inserts to keep the reader more immersed. This is romantic mystery that begins before Harry comes to Hogwarts then eventually a time skip to the war and Headmaster Snape. All the characters and locations belong to J.K. Rowling. (I do not support or condone her. ) obviously a student teacher relationship is never okay this is a piece of fiction not intended for minors.
The Light in the Dark | Neville Longbottom by h0efortheharries
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"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐖𝐞'𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞." ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:⠀ *⋆.*:・゚ .: ⋆*・゚: .⋆ Dawn Malfoy was just like every other wizard her age. She grew up in a normal home with a normal family, was well-liked by her peers, and received good marks in school. One would've described Dawn's life as perfect until the end of her fourth year. That one tragic accident marked the beginning of her demise... when her life changed forever. ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:⠀ *⋆.*:・゚ .: ⋆*・゚: .⋆ This is a Neville Longbottom x OC story (although most of the story doesn't revolve around their relationship) THIS STORY IS RATED MATURE FOR A REASON! CWs (Content Warnings) and Disclaimers are placed at the beginning of each chapter for reader discretion. Please do not read if you are uncomfortable with... → Violent Acts & Descriptions → Sexual Content (Consensual & Nonconsensual) → Emotional & Physical Abuse → Suicide → Death ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:⠀ *⋆.*:・゚ .: ⋆*・゚: .⋆ Started: 10/23/20 Finished: 12/14/23
Our Arranged Marriage -Snape by SnapeOfAsguard
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You two have been put in an Arranged Marriage By your Death-eater father and The dark lord. You are forced to marry your Potions Professor. Professor Severus Snape. The Marriage would be Easy to pretend if the both of you didn't hate each other. Having just Graduated from Hogwarts your wedding is at the end of the summer. How will you survive being forced to live with your old professor? Will you learn do love him? Or just learn to tolerate him. Things get all the more interesting when he offers to send you to your dream collage to complete your education. Slow Burn! ⚠️Smut⚠️ (granted it's not very well written... and Unfortunately its Very Light...) this story includes themes of childhood abuse. (In this story you are 18-19 Severus snape is 30-33 ish. The age isn't the most important thing lol. I aged Severus Down a little.) This story does not follow the events of harry potter the books/movies. All characters belong to JK Rowling Except for Mary song, Grant song.
Severus Snape x Reader Story by FanFictionsUnite
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Severus Snape: one of the most despised Hogwarts Teachers; the Head of Slytherin House and The Potions Master. Rude, snarky, and generally cold-hearted, it's not a wonder why people don't like him. At least, that's what everyone says. Except perhaps you. ............................. Hey guys! Harry Potter (the entire series and movies and any other publication of any kind) doesn't belong to me. The picture on the cover doesn't belong to me either. I just write fanfictions. This is my first time going public and writing to an audience. I will attempt to write at a continuous rate, because like you, I like a good story and cannot wait for the next chapter. I will be waiting for a good amount of comments/votes/anything really to continue. And I promise: I will finish this one. Best of luck.