In my opinion this shit is worse than the hat fic. Read at your own discretion bitches

Phan for life (Smut warning)

i am going to hell for this

Dan and Phil go on a date in the forest late on evening when Phil starts acting a bit strange and tests his new skills on his boyfriend, Dan. (inspired by The Hat Fic and The Cherry Fic) Ages 7+

Dan and Phil were drinking tea and playing Mario cart when they noticed an American flag in their kitchen.......

The Fic Fic is a fanfiction for the Phan lovers. Mkay well i just wanna let y'all know this isn't a smut sorry for letting your hopes down. I'm not much of a sucker for provocatives SORRY. Plus, i wrote this while back ago while i was a cringeworthy 12 yr old so bare with the tonnes of false grammars. I mean ya'kno if you love sum good cyote moments especially anythhing related to phan ya know you can cringe along with me ;) Don't really wanna delete this story i wanna continue the legacy 'till years to comE ENJOY children.

calberto

THIS IS NOT MY STORY I'm just posting it on here because it can be bothersome to find on archive of our own. So here is the famous forest fic. enjoy

Dan is a very bad boy. All bad boys get punished.