"Awe-inspiring" -New York Times "A truly inspirational story from a fantastic writer" -Wallstreet Journal "When tf is this kid gonna stop writing gunglass books and right rel sh" -Michael Che

These are my tales of waking up in strange places. Why don't you write one! Here's the prompt: Waking up in a body bag is never the correct way to wake up. So that's why I didn't wake up in a body bag, I woke up in something much worse, a...

The story of a man trying to get into a gang before the Detroit "Holiday" Gang Day. Gang Day is a fierce tradition in Detroit where the 2 gangs, "Blips," and "Cruds" fight out to the death. Read on for amazing works of art in literature.

Ben 10": The Omnidix

A classic tale that we all hold in our hearts and have passed down for generations. Please enjoy this beautiful story.

a great way to learn how to write hilarious tales, for everyone to laugh about.

"Glarse has out done himself in the fourth story in the Gunglass franchise. Every time I'm exhilarated to read the next story!" -New York Times "Wow, truly Wow Smashy." -Noble Peace Prize Judges. "If I could own a billion of Smashy Glarse's books, I would own all the Gunglass books. This man is a genius in philosophy." -Barak Obama "The philosophy that all people are deep down the same is truly heart grasping, and I really enjoy the plot of all Smashy Glarse's stories." -Socretes.

"Glarse out does himself in every Ass-Ortment. But why does he title them this way?" -New York Times "Another New Burry for sure." -Sony Computers. "Wow, I love it!" -Billy Corgan (Full time WWE season ticket holder, smashing pumpkins lead singer.)