Here's a tale filled with bizarre elements such as a dragon boyfriend, three millennia's worth of treasure and a self-proclaimed schizophrenic; that would be me. Watch out for the guide that should come out at the end. It's a beginner's guide to insanity. Now let's get to the wacky twist fate wrought out for me. Why don't we begin at the part where a lizard made my life spin out of control?

Elysium is a widely popular massively multi-player online role-playing game (MMORPG). University student Erlyn Mae Thor jumps into the bandwagon just for the sake of relieving her curiosity as to why this fantasy game was slowly dominating reality. This highly realistic simulation game appears to be her best adventure yet. She sets out on a quest to beat other players. But ultimately, it becomes a quest to beat the game.

Thunder and lightning...