" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

DISCLAIMER AS OF MARCH 2017: i wrote most of this over 2 years ago when i thought i was all that and was still very young and kinda cringy but still, i hope you like it !! -- daniel james howell. the one who's always trying to get you in bed with him. every girl at ashlen high is in love with him and slept with him, trying to win his heart. everyone except you and friends april and franki. he's the bad boy- who lives next door to you. and he's trying to get your attention. one faithful night dan and his friends have a party. but when you catch him in your room at 1am is moment your life gets flipped upside down by a certain brown eyed bad boy. things happen in the process including a serial killer and a few other mishaps.. will you survive the rest of senior year or get caught up in dan? © marissa| spideyhoco 2015-2016 started: september 14, 2015 completed: february 15, 2016

Moving to London, finally. New people, new home, new life. You can forget all of your problems back in North America, with the help of someone special... _____________ Forewarning: I wrote this story many years ago, so I apologize for all the spelling mistakes, grammar issues and the overall overused plot. My writing has since improved, but I'd rather not edit and correct all these things for the sake of looking back on how much I've grown and changed, writing-wise. Thanks for your understanding!

13-year-old Iris has been living her life trapped in lonely foster homes. She's moved almost every month, due to being antisocial and distant towards the families. Nobody seems to understand the trauma she's dealing with; the memories of her biological family constantly haunting her. It's impossible for her to feel a sense of safety. She never feels at home. Although she does experience times of joy, it is quite rare for her to find any source of light in her life. But there are two YouTubers who manage to give her momentary happiness. And all it takes to get their attention is one letter. Just one letter, and suddenly Iris' life is where she never thought it would be; In the caring hands of Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (AmazingPhil). [A/N: There are some triggers, but overall this fanfiction isn't centered around those things. However, there is some swearing and sexual content. You've been warned!] *I am the queen of this plot so y'all better bow down to me*

All the oneshots I write which you should 100% read as they're what I'm best at

Hayden was cursed with nightmares. She had been ever since she was a kid. Then one day a tweed wearing weirdo comes up and basically admits his undying love for her before disappearing completely. The next day, he comes back to act as her substitute therapist and pretends that he knows nothing about her. Hayden believes he's either on drugs or is an alcoholic. But then he takes her away to show her the wonders of the universe and discover the mysteries in Hayden's life. Who knows what will happen? [AMAZING COVER MADE BY @_daunicorn !!!!]

1 guy, 1 girl. Both addicted to the internet, and both incredibly socially awkward. When you put them together - pretty much a perfect match But what neither Erin or Dan took into account was that not only did they like the idea of each other in more than a plutonic friendship, so did fate. After running into each other after multiple occasions, they suck up the courage to take the next step into a less-than-perfect relationship... However they weren't aware of that fact at the beginning. Up downs, tears and laughs, all move them along in their mixed up relationship. They're completely and utterly, weird, relationship that just happens to be... Undeniably Cliché

When quiet girl Nicole moves to London, her life gets turned around. With one of the biggest youtubers, Danisnotonfire, befriending her, how will she cope?

Penelope recently moved to England to pursue her dream of becoming an actress. She never expected to fall for anyone, especially the Youtube sensation Dan Howell, better known as danisnotonfire. Will their relationship work, or will something get in the way? **Warning: May be triggering. ©writingmaniac321