Alastor arrived in Hell, confused, and his mind quick to break. What he did not expect is a kind Hellborn Demon to rescue him. Said demon then... adopted him? Sort of. Alastor then stumbled upon Niffty. And then Alastor adopted Niffty...? Rosie was really rubbing off on him. Decades went by, and before he knew it, he was walking to the 'Happy Hotel,' soon the Hazbin Hotel, and then, six months later, he was facing off against Adam. How did he even get into such misadventures. He bet it was Rosie's fault. TL;DR Alastor: *has something bad happen in his life after being adopted by a Hellborn demon* Alastor: Everything bad that has happened since I came to my senses in hell has happened after I came in contact with YOU! Rosie: Darling I saved your life. You just made poor decisions. Alastor: YOUR FAULT *holding an adopted Niffty* ~~~~~~ Warnings!: This fic will include graphic scenes of violence, death, cannibalism, mature scenes/language/jokes, abuse, Valentino, onesides Radiostatic (AKA Vox and his weird obsession over Alastor), Radioapple (very platonic. Lucifer and Alastor just become daddy issue buddies), Alastor and Angel somehow becoming friends, and a lot more! (Cross posted on AO3) I own nothing but my now creative liberties, such as dialogue from conversations pre-pilot, or conversations not in episodes. I do not own the characters or art or any other shit! Also this was all for fun!

the very famous radio demon himself shows up in cannibal town unexpectedly, to visit an old..friend.