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louis was eating almond paste.

Louis was broken apart when his girlfriend died. He rejects any comfort and lashes out constantly. Enter Harry Styles, the band's new addition. The two instantly clash, but they soon discover they have more in common then they thought. And what happens when the aggravation with each other turns into something different?

[Completed] - Louis caught his boyfriend of five years cheating so he kicked him out, realizing only after that owning a big house and living with yourself and a very adorable dog is not enough. It's also damn expensive so he goes online and post on one of the most credible site known to man, Craigslist, to look for housemates. Enter the crew consisting of a very odd irish programmer, a handsome preschool teacher, a stripper gentleman and a sex therapist in glittery suits. [Readers Review] "i really really love the story, i can' t even count how many times i read it it's amazing, please write more" - charinatala "The characters in this story are so much more realistic than a lot of other books. Every character has their own opinions, personality, struggles, shortcomings, and advantages. It makes it so much better. Awesome story!" - would_die_for_drarry "It's really funny and different from many other Larry books I've read. The idea for the story is cute and the storyline is really great. The way the story progress is really captivating. I love how they have a really different personalities and you capture it really well. Their relationship is also really cute and I love how their relationship progress. And this is not one of the book where there's too much unneeded drama and its just really funny and entertaining. Love your book ❤️" -Aiyoowei "I love this book so much since it made me laugh so hard and cry, and it's really hard to make me cry with a book. The characters are really good and I just loved this book so much" - yyou_make_me_strongg

Au where Louis is getting married and he has to be happy but he just doesn't feel that his fiance is that ONE and ONLY , so he runs out on his wedding with a cute curly waiter

READ! Because some of you still don't get this book contains male pregnancy. BEFORE YOU START READING. THIS IS MPREG! THAT IS YOUR WARNING SO YOU ARE NOT COMMENTING ABOUT IT LATER OR TELLING ME THINGS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT. I KNOW, BUT IT'S FICTION. "You're so cute when you laugh!" Louis threw his hands up into the air then continued laughing feeling Harry's shaky head on his shoulder. "And you're cute too...if I could and if I wanted to I would marry you." Harry looked up giving him a lazy smile. "You're not husband material." Louis hiccuped then laughed when Harry pouted. "And I'm proud of it." Was all Harry said before drinking his tequila shot. "You're the kind of person I'll never have sex with." Louis stated looking back at Harry who had a horrified expression on his face. "I wouldn't sleep with you either." He said then burst out laughing. [Harry and Louis are two strangers visiting Vegas. Harry just wants to have fun and Louis just wants to get over the cheating bastard of his ex fiance. They accidentally get married.] ~*~*~*~ This is my new chaptered fic loosely based on the Ashton Kutcher movie What Happens In Vegas, I added my own twists and the plot is different than the movie. I'll update every week depending if I finish the chapter. :) WARNINGS: drunk marriage, Drunk Sex, Drunk Louis, Drunk Harry, Smut, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Cheating, Fake Marriage, Mpreg, Mpreg Louis, Bottom Louis, Top Harry, bottom!Louis, top!Harry, Strangers to Friends, Friends to Lovers, Little bit of angst, Fluff

You can do this! You are Louis Fucking Tomlinson for fuck sake. Louis eyes were closed. He was trying to concentrate on the task before him. Task? Sex! Sex with his awsome girlfriend! "Ehm, Louis? So, not Only did "Mr Tomlinson" fail him once again, his girlfriend (well now ex-girlfriend, thank you very much) also accused him for being In love with his badmate and best friend Harry Styles! She was clearly delusional rambling about staring and hugging and what not. Worst of all, she broke up with him, telling him to "figure it out". What the hell? Louis isnt Gay! Or is he? English isnt my first language so I'm sorry if there are any miss-spellings. :) This is pure fiction.