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As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

In a five part story based on the BBC TV show SHERLOCK, the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and his mild-manner companion, John Watson, face five original adventures written by WattyAwards2012 Finalist, E. K. Sloyer. The two partners in crime face a criminal that can only be tracked through John's past; a mysterious voice bent on destroying Sherlock through a member of the Royal family; and lastly, a nemesis that is determined to prove that Sherlock's dead...though, all the while, the great detective is one step ahead of all of them. __________________ IN EDITING PROCESS COMPLETED 2013 #54 in Mystery/Thriller

This is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect there won't be many of you). And I won't be going into gory detail, this is just a way to relieve myself of the BOREDOM. I'm VERY BORED. This book is-somehow-now complete. Read and review, or just read and enjoy, I'm not picky.

Consulting criminal with not quite truthful answers but I'll try. . . key word 'try'. But what do you know? I could be using your defense against you just ask my network. And no, did I kiss Sherlock Holmes? answer is up to you but I would highly encourage the path of no "Oh honey, you should see me in a crown because the man with the key is KING."

Just a place for me to put any one-shots I come up with! Feel free to vote and comment if you want more! And if you have a suggestion for a story, feel free to comment that too! Let me know what pairing you may be interested, or a scenario you would like to see. Hope you enjoy, and thanks for reading!

Angelica is still holding a grudge against Jack but when a passion for each other is as intense as theirs, who knows what will happen.

pirates of the 1715 were basically the kings (and queens) of the world. they didn't need rules. they made them up as they went along. you, are one of the famous world renown pirates. with your ship and crew lost at sea, you were captured and thrown upon a spanish ship. there, you meet few friends and escape. but what you didn't know, was that one of them would change your life-forever. edward X reader

In this version of her life, Ahsoka Tano was left on Dagobah after stowing away. In this story; six year old Ahsoka Tano gets left behind after a troop of Togruta men take a mission on Dagobah and little did they know, they had a young stowaway whom snuck out of the ship after landing. Not only was she forgotten but now she's been living on Dagobah by herself for 3 years and in those three years, Shili was blown up by the 1st version of the Death Star. What happens when two Jedi; Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker go to Dagobah to take down a droid base and run into the force sensitive youngling. What if Ahsoka is the last Togruta, besides Shaak Ti. How will this youngling react to growing up with Jedi? And the twist ......... She's blind (You can never have a story without a good twist!) Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars the clone wars or Star Wars rebels. Only any possible OC's.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Harry Potter characters texted? If so, then this is the book for you!