"I survived eighty-two years of arthouse cinema just to wake up back in the bloody body glitter." In 2026, twenty-five-year-old Krystal got crushed by a car at an Alfamart and woke up as a baby left on Charlie Swan's rainy porch. She spent seventeen years keeping her head down, dodging Bella's teenage angst, and planning to get rich off early tech stocks. In the 2060s, an eighty-two-year-old Robert Pattinson died peacefully in London-only to wake up trapped inside the bouffant hair, Swedish Volvo, and screaming telepathic agony of seventeen-year-old Edward Cullen. He doesn't want a fragile tragic heroine. He wants a cup of tea, a roll-up cigarette, and for seventy high schoolers to shut up inside his skull. When the school's glittering apex predator meets the only girl whose brain sounds like total, blissful dead static, the script goes straight into the shredder. No brooding in wet meadows. No climbing trees. Just an exhausted old Londoner, a pragmatic Filipina, an ironclad 50-50 syndicate charter, and a plan to rob the universe blind. But between territorial wolf imprints, rogue newborn extractions, and a hostile corporate takeover of the Italian vampire mafia, their white-collar alliance turns into something far more permanent. The author lost control of this shoot. The adults are running the simulation now. Tropes & Dynamics: * Transmigration / Reincarnation Glitch * Meta-Aware Anti-Canon / Fix-It * Noise-Canceling Soulmates (Acoustic Bunker x Apex Predator) * Grumpy/Tired British Senior Citizen x Practical/Snarky Modern Lead * Touch Her & Tear the Continent in Half * Zero Gothic Angst / Pure Competence & Tech Millions Tags: #Twilight #EdwardCullen #RobertPattinson #AntiCanon #Reincarnation #FixIt #MetaHumor #FoundFamily #SlowBurnToDevotion #FilipinaOC #DarkHumor #SyndicateRomance

⠀⠀꒰　ᨳິ⠀⠀̸. the moon spirit, and daughter of the ocean . . ꒱ 🌙 ⁺ ｡ﾟ 𝑚‌ ׁ Hūra rūklon ヽִֶָ laenor velaryon's o̲n̲l̲y̲ daughter. born during a winter night, where the moon shined the brightest. born the 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇, as the people call her. luna velaryon's path. ͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏ ♡ . . ੭ ໒꒰ 2023 ꒱

Xavier Leitner just moved from his home in Austria to England. A new change of scenery and maybe new inspiration for his books and art pieces. What he didn't expect was to be neighbors with a high functioning sociopath and his sidekick who make his life even crazier. All Xavier wanted to do was write a new book and maybe create new art not whatever in the hell this is. Or A detective that claimed emotions were not valuable falls in love with his new neighbor. Sherlock x maleoc

Selena is the 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍. The villain destined to lose her football-star boyfriend to the shy, innocent nerd. Everyone watches in silent awe as he replaces her in the name of love. It was the perfect fairytale ending, just like the movies... But not for long. Because this breakup awakens admirers long held back. Particularly one who's made her his quiet obsession: Noel Casper. The neglected genius assigned to be her tutor. What begins as study sessions develops into a friendship neither of them expected. Behind closed doors, Selena cooks for him, upgrades his wardrobe, and supports his dreams. But to the outside world, he's just a boy being used by the mean girl, especially when they see him carrying her books, tying her shoes, and driving her all around. What they don't know, is that Noel has been watching her for years. And the more Selena takes care of him, the more he becomes 𝒐𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅. When his research catapults him to international success, the world suddenly notices the boy they once overlooked. Now Selena's ex is begging for a second chance, and the rival who started this all is determined to "rescue" Noel. But Noel doesn't want to be saved. He only wants one person. Selena. And he will do whatever it takes to ensure she never leaves his side. ─ ⊹ ⊱ ⊰ ⊹ ─ 𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑩𝒆𝒆 𝒙 𝑸𝒖𝒊𝒆𝒕 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒖𝒔 𝚃𝚘𝚙 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: #1 𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 #1 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗ess #2 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 #2 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 [Originally written 2019. Went on hiatus, then finished in 2026.]

"Cassiopeia Black had her father's eyes, her grandmother's hair, but the one thing she didn't have, was the love from her father her god-brother received." ••• {begins at the end of Goblet of Fire} {oc x Fred Weasley} highest rankings: #1 in Fanfic #1 in Fanfiction #1 in RemusLupin #1 in SiriusBlack #1 in Hogwarts #1 in Weasley

They've been best friends since the first day she moved to town. Then the war happened and they met HER. Now over a century later the two just want to live in peace with their family as they both continue to heal. But fate and the new girl in town seem determined to make that impossible. Full credit to @Queen_Jassss for making the amazing cover for the book!! Jasper x OC

Athena enjoyed seeing the smaller pleasures, down to a simple beetle on the earth. After all, after a good few years of life, she couldn't help but notice the smaller things. The big things just didn't have the same effect anymore. She just floated from place to place, not really having much to ground her to a location. That was until she decided to make a return trip to Forks, Washington. "With you, I know that I've found a place for my heart where it will never be broken." *CURRENTLY SLOWLY EDITING THIS* JASPER HALE x FEM OC twilight-breaking dawn {2ND JAN- 18 MAR}

Riley Swan has no idea what was coming for her in this new town with her sister, she just knew that Bella has made a promise to protect her, and then they ended up surrounded by the supernatural...

"Or maybe your not as amazing as everyone makes you out to be." "Maybe." (Emmett Cullen x Female OC)

FEMALE CHARACTER TWILIGHT FANFICTION All rights go to Stephanie Meyer. "𝔔𝔲𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔣𝔢𝔞𝔯, 𝔦𝔫 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔲𝔫𝔴𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔤𝔞𝔷𝔢" | STORYLINE OF EDYTHE ROSE SWAN | romantic pairing, emmett MATURE CONTENTS 18+ inside