CW/TW: Swears, Violence, Attempted Suicide, Potentially sexual scenes. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. ITS ALL SATIRE. Sukuna has been feeling lonely. The king of curses needs a queen. His loneliness has only gotten worse ever since Itadori and Rapunzel started dating. When Itadori goes to the royal ball, Sukuna sees a chance...
Dante Romano, the most powerful Italian mafia leader is forced to pick a bride by his cruel father in a week. When a man betrays his trust and steals from him, Dante is about to kill him before the man mentions he has a daughter around his age and will sell her to him to marry her. But this guy and girl never believed...