"Shrek is my whole life" i say my dad walks in on me praying to shrek he calls me a faggot then walks away as I slowly crawl in my bed I cry "please shrek help me" I lay there cold sobbing, I feel a warm hand touch me I looked and its shrek! as he takes me and puts me on my hands and knees he fills my ass cheeks with his onion juice I screem my dad walks in and shrek is over as shrek leaves through the window I say shred is love shrek, shreck is life.