Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

Based on the legendary YouTube video: https://youtu.be/IqUN4YdQgVQ?si=MkWgkfalx6XD-gaP

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." But closer to home than you think. What if Star Wars was real? Pilar has been thrown from our galaxy into the "galaxy far far away" what sacrifices must she make to keep her planet and her family safe? Part 1: Complete