So I was going insane last night because ao3 was down (it's usually the website I use to read fics) so I was spamming my gc at like midnight (as you do) so to entertain me, and friend of mine decided to write a ticket taker x reader crack fic. Ps this includes jester x ticket taker

"ɪᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜꜱ ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ." -ʜᴇʀᴍᴇꜱ

some random shit i made of percy jackson characters leo is bestie i try to make this as gender neutral as possible characters belong to uncle rick warning: swearing and sex references

𝐘/𝐧 𝐋/𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥

It's been almost two years since you left your world behind, only to join a cheap copy of it. You've escaped, after all that time, and been able to focus on healing rather than on surviving, despite an uncurable illness constantly following you around. Never has telling fiction apart from reality been harder than now, especially when the dreams and pictures in your mind almost seem to be getting too real. But surely, history won 't repeat itself this time, right?

Many people have had questions regarding technology, but in a world like yours, are people still wondering? Who is to decide who is human and who isn't? This is a science fiction kind of AU Most spelling mistakes are intended Also a lot of swearing This is also published on both AO3 and Quotev! On Quotev under Dea, which is why the cover has that name under it (: (I was lazy okay-)

They watch you with needy eyes, Raising their weapons, prepared to fight. Immorality not existing, obsession in disguise And waiting to capture such a beautiful sight. Now her picture's in your mind, a love out of reach. Goes not a minute where they suspect you, not a moment they notice the breach. Love makes blind, whether you're an innocent woman or a madman. Even if every single one of them, does not see through your plan. Before reading The All-Knowing Eye, I suggest you first read Questionable Choices, in case you haven't done this yet! Can also be found on AO3 and Quotev.

狂 ┊𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 気 ┊yandere! alastor x fem! reader ━━ ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ❛❛ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙧... 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨, 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 ❜❜ ╚ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ╗ ➶ ｡˚ ┊𝐈𝐍 the most strangest of ways, a young woman is transported into the show Hazbin Hotel not as a random sinner, but a soul switched into the body of a cat. With the help from the enigmatic Radio Demon, she can freely transition from sinner to cat, but the longer she stays at the hotel, the more it becomes hard to deny the dark, twisted feelings that are brewing. 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐒 ↴ ✧ ┊𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑, the demon ✧ ┊𝐀𝐍𝐃 all he wants, is you ╔ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ╝ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⋙ mature themes & language 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 ⋙ 02/03/24 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 ⋙ 07/27/25 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 ⋙ completed 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 #1 - In the U.S. #1 - In the Philippines #1 - In Canada #1 - hazbinhotel #1 - twistedromance #1 - yanderexreader #1 - yandere #1 - alastor #1 - obsessive #1 - obsession #1 - mature #1 - hell #1 - Vivziepop #1 - demons #1 - dark #1 - infatuation #1 - twistedromance #2 - In the U.K. #4 - twisted 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 Hazbin Hotel

(Fem reader!) Y/N had just moved to a new town with her mom, who looked like a good-natured woman, but Y/N knew what a bitch she was behind her mask. One day, mother said that she was leaving for five days to another city. So Y/N decided to walk around the town. (The characters are not mine, they belong to zeddyzi. All characters are fictitious and any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental.)