This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

THIS IS A FAN THEORY THAT TURNED INTO AN AU!! After the chaotic events of TPOT 19, Goinky is spiraling into a cold, quiet collapse. Contestants are scattered, scared, and fractured, while One begins to slowly realize that her motives may have shifted. Old friendships are tested, unexpected alliances are formed, and truths buried in the past begin to rise. As the world fades to grey, survivors must unite to unravel the mystery behind the sky's corruption, the stolen powers, and the rage of a blue number scorned. Will they hold together long enough to fix what's broken? Or will the darkness consume what's left of their world... and themselves? But until then... Darkness has fallen. The sky is cracked. And the show is no longer just a game. FINALE WORD COUNT: 22,367 AVERAGE WORDS PER CHAPTER: 932 AVERAGE WORDS PER CHAPTER'S 1-10: 645 AVERAGE WORDS PER CHAPTER'S 10-24: 1,137 (First new chapters are usually shorter) _____________ Battle for Dream Island: The Power Of Two and its characters are owned by @BFDI (jacknjellify) on YouTube #1 in #thepoweroftwo (08/24/25) #2 in #OSC (09/28/25) #6 in #postapocalyptic (08/17/25) #1 in #battlefordreamisland (09/23/25 #5 in #obejctshows (08/24/25) #3 in #tpot (09/11/2025) We have an audio cover of chapters 1-9!: https://youtu.be/tvl7KqWoXRQ?si=BZ3DLzALMW5WmdHU Cover by @NOCTULLA

(blood and gore warning) Pin decides to finally confess to Coiny, though decides to do it via text to avoid confronting him directly. The next thing Pin knows is she's been left on read, and she can't find coiny anywhere. So, she can't take the suspense anymore, it's killing her!...And maybe some other people too. She believes it's because of her new color, so she swears to look for the perfect red to paint herself in. This takes place before the first IDFB episode (First few chapters have bad writing) (not humanized) Inspired by fear garden and Vicious Delicious

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Firey shut out Leafy, so Leafy stole from him. Leafy stole from Firey, so Firey pretends she doesn't exist. They both long for and miss the friendship they used to share, but unfortunately each is too petty to put their pasts behind them, and it's been that way for years. So what happens when Leafy returns from The EXIT after episode 10? Maybe they'll finally make up. Not without a little help, of course.

When Coiny coughs up his first petal for her, he's resigned to what he knows his fate will be: death. After all, how could she ever feel the same? It's a race against time as both Coiny and Pin's conditions worsen. Will they confess before it's too late? Or will this mysterious disease trap them both in a death loop?

In a world of four elements, there was pure disharmony. Fire caused a war, causing the elements to separate and never be able to live peacefully again. Fast forward to now, where a young leaf struggling with her own inner problems, receives a whole new one because of a flame who was supposed to be dead long ago. Now, because of them, panic and racket has stirred up in every town and between every element. What will happen to the two? Will they ever be able to live peacefully with the trouble they've caused? And will they end up dead because of their mistakes? {NOT MY CHARACTERS, FROM A SHOW CALLED BFDI !! NOT HUMANIZED} first fanfic!! yay! sorry if the writing is kinda bad - - TW: CURSING MENTIONS OF DEATH SUICIDE MENTION VIOLENCE DEPRESSION ATTEMPTED MURDER ANGST SLIGHT SUGGESTIVE THEMES 100READS - 6/28/25 1K READS - 7/29/25 2K READS - 8/10/25 3K READS - 9/5/25 4K READS - 9/27/25 5K READS - 10/24/25 6K READS 11/16/25 7K READS -11/29/25 8K READS - 12/13/25 9K READS - 12/24/25 10K READS - 1/1/26 11K READS - 1/19/26 12K READS - 2/14/26 13K READS - 2/24/26

[This has a reboot!!] Cover by @coolsporkzxx on TikTok/YouTube Best Rankings: 1st in IDFB, 1st in Tengolf, 1st in BFDIA, 1st in Cult & 1st in Gaslighting (Semi-Humanized) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| .. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-.. / ..-. .- -.- . .-.-.- Goiky is broken. Food is rare. The rules are cruel- And breaking them costs you a leg. When a deal made for power and honor sparks catastrophe, what will all-mighty Golf Ball do to ensure survival? Are the answers Chainsaws, Betrayal, Love... Or Efficiency? ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Recently after the events of Inanimate Insanity, everyone has been living their best life at Hotel OJ. Though recently things have been changing up for Fan and Test Tube. The two recently caught feelings for each other and are struggling to figure out how to express them. (I do not own these characters all rights go to AnimationEpic)

Test Tube was bored. So incredibly bored. She had done every experiment in the book. At least, every humane experiment. She looked down at the open book. An idea that couldn't be tested as there was no way to test it without potentially facing jail time for torture. But so many other famous scientists who made huge discoveries also did inhumane things for the sake of science. If it meant recognition for your brilliance and neediness outside of the show, Test Tube wouldn't mind stepping over a couple boundaries. But which lines would she be willing to cross? Or, a better question in hindsight, how much would change? WARNING! In this fic, there are mentions of : -Blood -Body horror -Kidnapping -Suicide/suicidal thoughts -Medical trauma in general If any of these topics trigger you, I don't recommend reading! ( This is a fanfiction, and all characters belong to AnimationEpic. I do not claim to own any of the characters. )