Craig Tuckers life is at stake, the whole world is against him. And when he thinks that his life is starting to take path, the sudden nightmare of having to deal with a demon bites back at him. He's fucked. ... For 10 seconds I keep my eyes open and Cartman doesn't even have the guts to keep his eyes open on the road anymore. At 5 seconds, the wheels go sliding over the ramp. At 3 seconds I realize that he's let go of the wheel. At 2, I look behind at the cop that brings his car to a stop. At 1, I close my eyes and accept the fact that we're in the fucking air. "WHAM" "OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES CRAIG" Cartman yells and I suddenly inhale, I've forgotten how to breath. But somehow, we're still fucking alive. •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅• A thrilling comedy and romance story about pastor Craig and demon Tweek. LOTS OF Fluff and a COUPLE OF MATURE SCENES YALL!!🤘 (characters are 20+ in their adult lives) NO smut. I hope you guys don't mind the few spelling mistakes, this is around 300 pages and it gets exhausting to edit 😭 THESE ARE ADULTS!!!!!!! ❤️ Enjoy ❤️ •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅•

Stan and Kyle belong to different agencies that fight crime using their super human abilities. They haven't been friends since the incident and public eye begins to paint them as rivals. A long lasting feud among the agencies. Their hate for each other bubbles up more and more. This indescribable hate, built off of the emotions they harbor towards each other. Emotions they had long before their abilities. WARNINGS -Smut (all characters are 18+) -language -violence -hate speech -TW for some kinks -substance abuse -death

-The "kissing practice" troupe -friends to lovers -ages: 16 (both) -no (major) angst -always in tolkien's pov lol he's the main character -realistic depiction to a gay person throughly convinced they are straight -art by nhaingen on tumblr Him and Clyde's little... "game" was supposed to be a one time thing! Not a two time thing.. then a three time thing.. then... oh god, Tolkien lost count. It all started with Clyde ranting about how Bebe thought he was a bad kisser and Clyde wanting to practice...

COMPLETE!! TW: explicit descriptions of weed and smoking, brief mentions of drinking and alcoholism, sexual activity, and memory loss Butters and Kenny have been friends for as long as either can remember. Through everything in life, they've had each others backs. When Kenny begins to grow distant, Butters investigates, only to find the other cooped up in his house, alone, smoking. He's shaken, always been told weed is this horrible thing. When Kenny invites him to join, he's shaken, and though he knows he should refuse, he can't. He trusts the other too much and is desperate to reconnect. Together, the two find a balance between them, and eventually something deeper. They begin to decipher how to face the world around them together. All characters are created by South Park.