At that exact moment, three explosions sounded in the distance. Followed by the sprinkler system flicking on. Shalnark paused, slowly turning over to you. Staring for a long moment before speaking, "You brought bombs?" You stared back, considering telling him that they were, in fact, just fireworks. You decided against it, "Something like that." "You're crazier than us sometimes," Phinks huffed. Feitan, who had seen you place the fireworks, didn't correct him. After all, snitches get stitches. -or- Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission. So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them. Unexpectedly this meaningless idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be much more. - This is a Gender Neutral xReader story. For inclusivity I will be using They/them pronouns for the reader. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. TRIGGER WARNINGS •Hisoka shows up twice • Hisoka might be mentioned more than once •Mentions of murder/blood •Poker is played, using cards, which are associated with Hisoka •Words may begin with "His" which are the first three letters to Hisoka's name •Mentions of torture •This will be written in English, which is the language Hisoka speaks in the English version of hxh •Manipulative/toxic behaviors •The color pink (a color frequently associated with Hisoka) may be mentioned •Constantly changing writing styles •Hisoka appears in chapter 14: Kill Bill and 15: Welcome ..home? •But only in a negative light •He gets traumatized by cards I swear •Author is a silly little guy Don't own hxh but I'm keeping the fandom alive so I claim a 1% share in it. Don't own any art used i

KOZUME KENMA X MALE!READER. y/n l/n is the gayest piece of shit who dedicates his whole life to kodzuken, his favourite streamer in the entire multiverse. he goes to karasuno, initially to play for the volleyball team but he quits and ends up just being a cheerleader for his former teammates. no body really understands why, he's said to be an incredible player when he's on the court. kenma kozume, a streamer who runs the kodzuken channel, goes to nekoma and plays for their volleyball team as a setter. he has big plans for his future and has no idea what to expect from this mysterious guy who keeps donating large amounts of money to his streams and decides to leave it be. money is money. but what happens when y/n finds out his roommate is bestfriends with THE kodzuken? well, spoiler alert because he throws a riot, of course, but ends up 10/10 rizzing his favourite streamer up and starts dating him. - intial warnings;; - re-written - somewhat a chatfic - college au - lowercase intended - smut - foul language - excessive lgbtq+ (which i kind of regret, so i apologise for making literally every single character gay in this-)

Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. Or A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns. The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic. 👀TWs👀 •Ooc characters •Cussing •Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes •Hisoka •Idiotic author •No respect for the fourth wall •Terrible fanfic in general •Mentions of sex •If you're actually reading this you're hot •Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family) •(Terrible) Puns •Absolutely no plot •We've replaced plot •Absolute chaos>Plot •By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun •Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun •Damn, still reading this? You single? 😏 •A lot of gay shit •By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs •Mentions of violence/violent activities •Probably more Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos. I don't own HxH yet I don't own any of the art used is this book

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.

"could you please stop sending me those atrocious pictures you call memes?" "never" CHATFIC😱😱 my first time doing a chatfic. in my hxh era again😞 slow updates a lot of cursing using she/her pronouns for y/n

TW: whorsoka, the zoldicks, anime, general suckyness In this story: You learn about people and things I worship, why, what they look like, and why you should worship them too. warning: cursing, bad grammer, chaos, nonsensical nonsense, simping, etc etc I don't own any images or videos used in this book unless I say I do.

During the seven years that your most powerful guild members were stuck on Tenrou island, Sabertooth, an up and coming guild when you were younger (now incredibly famous) was on the hunt for the last dragon slayer known to complete their collection. When they came to Fairy Tail, it didn't take much convincing (but rather a pretty chunk of jewel) for Macao to "sell" you to Sabertooth. During your days at Sabertooth, you were encouraged to always join Sting and Rogue, calling yourselves the Dragon Slayer Trio. However, your relationship with both of them were tense. Rogue always gave you a cold shoulder, and Sting was... Sting. Too cocky and a control freak. You didn't like him and he equally didn't like you. Or so you thought, until the Grand Magic Games. #1 in Sting as of Aug 31st, 2023 #1 in Fairy Tail as of Dec 21st, 2023 #1 in Sabertooth as of Jan 5th, 2024 #1 in Stingeucliffe as of Jan 5th, 2024

❝ 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗢, 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗧 𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗦 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣. ❞ ︻ 🏿 ➤ where y/n did a 🏾 prank call , ending up 🏽 on a store ' s ordering 🏼 number . 🏻 ︼ ˗ˏˋ 'ˎ˗ date started: 06/17/2020 ˗ˏˋ 'ˎ˗ date finished: 06/17/2020 ✎↷: © 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐲𝐨 ✎↷: © i do not own hunter x hunter !! just the plot , and theme .

You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)