Please enjoy my oneshots for people who have crushes on sentient objects.

!TW! : Gore / Bloody If you are disturbed, please skip parts you are uncomfortable with. This story is kinda inspired by 'Divide by two' by Bsack2763 go read em their awesome :) might have some slight word errors XP + Images [unfinished]

!TW!: Blood/Bleeding You Y/N, live your daily life, until you teleport and crash into the world of Goiky, It happened when BFB 1 had started. Four and X asked if you wanted to join the competition for a BFDI, so you did, and in each episode Four started to have feelings for you, until in BFB 16 everything changes when another numeral gives you an offer for unlimited power. You didn't want to leave, but for a chance to win unlimited power? Oh hell yeah! But Two also gained feelings for you too. Four tried to get you back but failed, causing a fight between him and Two for you. Will you survive? If then, Who will you choose?

An unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo

"What if Tree won TPOT?" This follows a story after TPOT where every contestant and others live in a peaceful environment created by Tree. (This is my first ever Wattpad story fully written, lack of updates = busy)

- Black Hole is a God from the stars, Tree is a simple man working at a flower shop. Shenanigans ensue. - !!THIS IS MY ART!! !!YALL THIS STORY IS HUMANIZED! H U M A N I Z E D! NO OBJECT HEADS, NO OBJECT ANATOMY, STRAIGHT FLESHY HUMAN!! I just really wanted to make an actual Astrobiology story, THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE OF THESE!!!! This will also include other OSC characters from II, HFJOne, AIB, TNM, BURNER, and others!! !!MENTIONS OF ALL KINDS OF ABUSE, SELF HARM, CHARACTER DEATH, R@P3, MATURE THEMES, SEXUAL INUENDOS, BEING DRUGGED, AND DEPRESSION!!

An Object heads High School AU featuring characters from the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity series(s). After being exposed to everyone in the school but still being accepted Black Hole continues to live his life on Earth despite this he and his friends and loved ones are still no stranger to dangers of various kinds, what does the future have in store for our favorite singularity? This book is a continuation of another book with the same name, if you're new to this AU I suggest reading the first ABHLOE book.

[CONTENT WARNING] THIS WILL HAVE GORE/BLOOD, PROFANITY, VIOLENCE, ANGST, AND OTHERS THAT ARENT LISTED *YET* [Summary] "What happens if he died?, would you feel regret at all for everything you've done or said?" is a question that would haunt him for the rest of his days. Nothing would balance him out. "She tried to help, but she failed you" what if it was all just a nightmare? [Credits] Lead Writing & Art by acidsoda (me) Co-writing help by P3PP3R.L0V3 Characters and Inanimate Insanity is owned by AnimationEpic.

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤