After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I am so sorry, you are probably here from my comment on TikTok

It is rumored that syphilis was brought to the country by the one and only Christopher Columbus and that it originated in llamas. What if that were true? What if somehow Christopher Columbus had fallen in love with a certain llama named Carl? Will their love story be a classical tale for the ages or will it shatter? Read on to find out... WARNING: Factually inaccurate.