Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Ariel has auditioned to be on several television commercials, feautered in gameshows, even tried to get on to Paw Patrol, but has failed everytime. Will she ever get noticed by the paparazzi?

Everyone seems down in Penny's home lately. She doesn't blame them, her mother decided that she wanted to live in the reptile house, her father thinks he's Britney Spears and her sister starting reading Harry Pitter and now screams: "MUGGLES! MUGGLES EVERYWHERE!" whenever she sees her. Could anything be worse? Until Penny meets Darwin.....